evilbast.bsky.social
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Dude! This made me spit out wine. What the hell give a warning man. Like he don’t have a drink while your reading this.
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But Big G they sent thoughts and prayers! What we need are more ammo vending machines. That should fix it.
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What could wrong George? It’s done so well for the prison system. Who doesn’t want mail that will have peak pricing.
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Come on their ideas have worked so well. I see you’re not a fan of just trying to get MAGA to comprise because they think deep down they really have a heart.
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Praise be all that is wonderful, I mean I asked for a third nipple on his forehead but this is really nice.
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Yeah they should also get rid of seatbelts, airbags, crumple zones, safety glass, antilock breaks, third brake lights, collision detection and cup holders. We can just all try really hard to drive carefully.
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Oh yeah what about War of the Worlds?
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Hell yeah! We should also arm toddlers, change our currency to potato chips and sell off Idaho. I actually don’t think it’s real. Have you ever met anyone from there?? Really have you?
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Human rights shuman rights I am a red blooded American and I demand cheap bacon, fast cars, faster women and over the counter high blood pressure pills.
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Oh that has to be fake news right! Everyone knows that penguins have no fashion sense hell they wear the same damn thing everyday.
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I give money every week the Flat Earth Society soon I will be a platinum premium plus diamond member. I am excited they said I will get my own flat earth model with working sun lamp!
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Hey while Jesus is doing cool things can I get a super power. I would like something like invisibility or super quick healing. Thanks big G
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Come on George, you don’t want to have road kill on the food pyramid? What about balsamic vinegar as a vaccine? Presented to us my a man that sounds like he attempted to smoke ground up whale bones in a bong filled with used motor oil.
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Hey God it would be very cool if you could make hatred a limited resource, say for example you are only permitted to hate three things and one of them has to always be discovering there is no toilet paper too late.
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I personally think it’s because it’s sweater weather.
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Come on we all know it’s gonna be Kid Rock or Ted Nugent
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I got an idea why don’t we stop making restrooms that are shared spaces and just make individual stalls that are unisex from this point forward. This way when Donald Jr is doing rails we don’t have to hear him snorting.
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Oh hell yeah he did! The department of slaying beer cans with an assault rifle. Also known as SBCWAAR. If we are ever invaded by Modelo we are golden.
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I am sad because I was really looking forward to government distribution of boner pills and Red Bull.
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Maybe and then again maybe he will die in a drug fueled rage fest while wearing a tutu and holding a trump bible.
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Have you thought about just running a garden hose into your bedroom?
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I see your vinyl and raise you an 8-track
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Oh no this is vi-le! Don’t make me go all vi-cious
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The Last Supper
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It will but that is part of apple’s new subscription maps service called mapapp and it’s an additional $9../month
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Are we sure about that? I mean Bill Barr looked kind of rapey. You would know.
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Why did a bunch of puppies die in a fire?
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It’s a real shame he withdrew, I had so many great gift ideas for when he became attorney general. I was going to put together a basket of White Claws, condoms, Hollister gift cards and a pdiddy amount of lube.
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Well it’s great to see Matt pulling a legacy Jerry Springer move, perhaps his next move will be a paternity test on Mory.
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I don’t mean to point fingers here and really trying to not get on your bad side, I have done enough in my past to have a serious struggle on judgement day but ummmm you are the supreme being. Couldn’t you like make them all impotent or make them only attracted to giraffes?
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There were a few back in the day. There was Feminist Freddy but he is retired, lives at a commune in Oregon and now making dream catchers on Etsy. Then there was the Mighty Tree Hugger but he died from a freak carnival ride accident, just horrible.
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Hey I know this is off topic, love Bluesky myself, but could you please explain the platypus? I mean were you like in a hurry to get to the weekend or was it some masterpiece we are missing?$
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Bold statement, mad respect, may I suggest “slippery when wet” on the other cheek?
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Yeah, well you kind of took care of Hitler and Stalin sooooooooo. Just sayin.
(Intended for humor please don’t visit me secret service)
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Hey man can you do anything about Trump? Perhaps give him a third nipple on his forehead?
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I never got Amiga but I have great respect for the Amiga hackers out there.
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I am sorry I find it very hard to agree with your statement because it’s not definitive enough. You are just leaving out way too many other descriptors.