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If a real woman ever had the inclination, she could throw the tiniest bit of pussy at these get dorks and get them more wide open than Bill Belichick has ever been.
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Centrists Dems look at the current political climate and their only complaint is that everything that's happening is happening just a little too quickly
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It's so dumb
These kids hit puberty early & their parents delude themselves thinking their kids the next Shohei & it's like "yeah, Steve he's amazing and as long as no one else goes through puberty and everyone else who has already gone through it dies, he'll definitely be a superstar"
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Whats funny is that isn't even the "real" Santa Monica (real is North of Montana up to San Vicente in between Ocean and 26th).
Most of the people complaining are Mar Vista adjacent boomers who inherited their house from their parents 25 years ago and are using mortgage refi's to cosplay as rich
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What makes that part about the corporate apology point so accurate is that Chat's statement reads like a heartfelt apology but no behavior is changed and it continues to do exactly what it was doing before.
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I believe the phrase he was looking for was "I was DJing at 17, before I even knew what house music was"
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Smiling at the fact that pretentious movie dorks have to accept that one of their heroes loves Renny Harlin movies. It's like discovering that Thomas Keller got irrationally upset when KFC took the Double Down off the menu
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How many times do you have to tell people that you don't care about plot and you only watch movies to see funny and/or cool shit before they stop trying to argue with you about the merits of a film?
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Doesn't matter if someone feels their cause is "good", by structuring payments in a way that is intended to avoid reporting thresholds, you've committed a crime.
While it is very dumb to commit banking fraud, bragging about it online and encouraging people to amplify that fact is next level
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No matter what major American city you are in, it is more dangerous to ride your bike to work than it is to ride the subway/el
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In the running for Colgate's most famous alum. It's a race between him, the Broken Lizard dudes, and Andy Rooney
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I love the idea that someone in their leadership thinks Target is like 3 minority fires away from turning the ship around.
"The problem isn't that we culturally aligned with Trump, the problem is that we just didn't go hard enough"
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I got low blood sugar plus I routinely forget to eat. Most of the time she'll remind me and I'll throw something down for the greater good but every now & then I'll have my mind set on something and if its not available I'm lost.
My wife's a saint, dealing with my "vibes based" hunger issues.
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Maybe they should put a pause on the season until she gets back suggests rational fans who don't watch games but only follow Clark news.
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So in the span of a year he's come out against K dot and people trying to put Diddy under the prison. Gotta admire the dedication to being on the wrong side of everything.
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If I can't rob banks then I'll have to work at a job and that seems unnecessary since robbing banks is so much quicker/easier.
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Trying to imagine how many days the internet would have feasted on this story back in 2010. Over/under 4.5
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Also it's abundantly clear that Tapper feels he is more in touch with "traditional masculinity" than Tim Walz and that is objectively hilarious.
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Great video, just a fantastiq job.
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Started at the top now we here
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Lead? He was chucking it up to Ja'Maar Chase and Justin Jefferson.
Vince Young carried Texas. Outside of Cam, there hasn't been a more dominant college QB in the last 20 years.
Joe was a very good QB surrounded by generational talents at WR. Vince Young was throwing to Billy Pittman
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So one of 3 things seems to be going on:
1. This is a tacit admission that they no longer have editors
2. A "rogue" editor published this without approval
3. They're lying
This case sure is a tough one, it's a real stump-a-rooni
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yeah, ostensibly the reason people buy your paper is because the writers you employ are better than the other paper's writers.
If you’re just pulling slop from the same BS chat bot that I have on my computer at home what exactly are you offering me?
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Listing Burrow over Young is borderline insanity.
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That gentle resting of the paw on the throat is the most "I don't want to have to come back out here again" move I've seen from an animal.
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I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, & the mind of a fucking scientist. So people often ask me, Pat, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless need to stack cans
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This dude whose only monetizable skill wasn't even a thing until the late 2000s somehow thinks that not only is he tactical enough to survive 2 world wars, but would somehow be on the "right side" of both the roaring 20s and the great depression. Just insane levels of delusion.
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And nothing of value was lost
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So like $4m?
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Isn't that why they dread the "mature" label? Once you become established/mature investors expect actual performance to drive profits & these guys aren't able to survive those kind of expectations. Much easier to sell a dream where you get to keep moving the goalposts every new round of investments
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The real echo chamber involves the top media wonks convincing themselves that their view of "we've got plenty of money so no need to rock the boat but politicians definitely need to be kinder to the people we'd rather get left behind than pay more on our taxes" is a stance Americans are yearning for
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Might be the first time I've seen a cologne collection from that era without an Issey Miyake bottle.
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Yeah this isn't some "belt tightening" in order to help the greater good, this is so someone who already has 100s of millions of dollars will get to pay a few percentage points less on their already too low tax rate.
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it’s also wild because the majority of her policies poll incredibly well across all party lines. Seemingly the only people who don't like those policies are members of the donor class and the politicians who speak for them
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I had a prof that would pull examples (uncredited) from our papers and put them up on the projector to critique them as a "learning exercise"
His catchphrase was "WORDS MEAN THINGS"
I worry that if he reads this headline he'll go into convulsions
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Apparently the dude was just as big of a dick in real life. Bill Hader has a little 2 minute story about working for him
youtu.be/Gmq0CLDUMaM?...
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JFC
That's.The.Joke.
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I'm not keeping it because I want to support the Nazi or anything so gauche, it's that there's no substitution for that world famous Tesla build quality
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Cannot believe we have to put pressure on these jackasses to vote no on the most obvious stuff.
Going to be really interesting when the midterms approach and they have to decide if they're going to listen to leadership or the polling
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Explaining to these kids that back in the day Jordan's weren't numbered (that Jordan IV name didn't get used until a long time later) so we just called them the Ehlo's
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I got saved by Tower Records being sold out of the album so I just got the single. I remember listening to the 2 other songs (it was Zeroes and some other live recording) and that meme of the guy pulling off the headphones was pretty much what happened
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What stage of Capitalism is it where spending 100s of millions of dollars on broken AI is worth it if there's a chance of not having to pay someone $16 an hour to input the data?
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I disagree with what she said...so let's make her a millionaire.
This is what you get when true game comes from a smooth brain
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The only joy I have is knowing that she's too stupid to do anything with this windfall but lose it and in 3 years she'll be just as broke as she was before but will then have the knowledge what having money was like. That misery is my silver lining
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imagine how desperate a competent person would have to be in order to actually take that job. Even if he isn't the CEO it's still his board so he'd be shadow running it and sabotaging every choice he disagreed with. Not to mention still being the himself whenever there was an open mic
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Smooth as an eggshell
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Sylvester really does have a great interior decorator, that's one of the nicer pool houses I've seen
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Good thing Tanner's going, Trump is definitely going to be interested in meeting Philly's third string QB
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Angels have now gone 29 years without winning a playoff game
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Is this why no one hears from Jeff Garcia anymore?