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Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
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Men: "THERES A LONELINESS EPIDEMIC" also men:

submitted 4 hours ago • 52 comments

Museums should close at 3 a.m. I don't want to go to clubs! I want to go look at art after midnight with cocktail drinks and music. Make that a thing. 🥀

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Assert dominance by making a sticker of yourself and spamming the chat with it

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid people said I was "gifted" and then when I was a teenager they were like "why are you wasting your gift" and now I think they're just happy I wear pants

submitted 7 hours ago • 13 comments

“come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove”

submitted 9 hours ago • 29 comments

I swear I’m not as stupid as my life choices would lead you to believe I am

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

if you really loved me you would put me in a giant hydraulic press

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Strongly disagree

submitted 8 hours ago • 28 comments

*goes to a party for the free snacks and to sit in the corner on my phone*

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

[ Me, flirting ] “And so I really love the tang of a raw fish slurry.”

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Go away. I’m busy warming my hands on this dumpster inferno.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

My place can use a maid, or at this point maybe an arsonist.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

fuck me in particular, ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

Yeah, see, the other thing about "distraction" as a rhetorical device - assuming it's in good faith and not just an excuse to never do anything - is it assumes that when whatever the Real Thing is happens, it'll be announced by a cackling villain who pushes a big red FASCISM button on TV.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

please don't put the bugles on your fingers and pretend they are claws it scares me

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

give a man a fish, he might put it in his butt. there's just no telling with dudes

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

Why does ren get his own fair, but stimpy doesn't. Kind of bullshit if im being honest

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm only into BDSM for the aftercare

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Ok freaks, I’m off to Jazzercise. I expect this place spotless when I return.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The interrobang is the greatest punctuation of all time, and I won’t be convinced otherwise

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

If you’re really lucky, the very soft cat will apply itself to your face

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

me: you say your dog's a boxer? friend: yeah me: [eyes narrow] how does he put his gloves on?

submitted 11 hours ago • 11 comments

Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in

submitted 13 hours ago • 7 comments

baby boom [exploding infant gif]

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I’ve been carpooling for three weeks and I’m really starting to miss crying in the parking lot.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

Feed me chicken wings in bed like the Victorian gutter princess I was born to be.

submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments