fkellingto.bsky.social
nsfw
518 posts
22 followers
90 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM SIX MILLION POPULATION NO CHEAT
GEOMETRY INSPIRED BY THE WHEEL OF LIFE AND DEATH
DERIVED FROM THE WORD 'MAGNITUDE' MEANING SIZE GREATNESS VASTNESS AND IMMENSITY
comment in response to
post
Oh thank god I thought it was just me
comment in response to
post
Snap! Exactly the same. That's where they must have got it from!
comment in response to
post
You order a pizza and then hold up your phone and you can see Norman Reedus doing the Miku dance on your pizza
comment in response to
post
Holy shit it's Dante
comment in response to
post
62%
comment in response to
post
Honestly, just getting a bill if I annoy someone in a post would do wonders for my anxiety rather than just assuming every time I'm replying that I'm annoying that person
comment in response to
post
Wrechs (or wrecha, if they're Japanese)
comment in response to
post
I believe you. I believe that you can. I will also accept WW3 via war with Israel. Please do it
comment in response to
post
Those trucks are genuinely terrifying, I flinched when one caught you! My only question regarding the skill level required, evading those cops seems nigh on impossible - is that the intent?
comment in response to
post
Damn. I guess that's not a duopoly that could be broken up easily either?
comment in response to
post
That sucks. But thank you for the explanation - it really doesn't seem like there's much of an option out there for adult content.
comment in response to
post
Bod Dylan
comment in response to
post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAb7...
comment in response to
post
I was raised on Celsius and broadly support metric but I made an effort a while ago to get an understanding of Fahrenheit and I do think it works decently as a measure of human comfort.
Like, 50F is fine. 100F is way too hot, 0F is way too cold. It's a percentage model
comment in response to
post
Throwing pepto-bismol at a ghost and the miniature firefighters appear and start blasting pink goo everywhere
comment in response to
post
It fucking sucks.
I guess my question is, is there a way to come up with an alternative without it being crushed by the already existing payment processing giants? Could crypto be a solution and actually be useful for something other than scams?
comment in response to
post
"Geoffrey? ...break out Lucille."
youtu.be/S_OX2HwWy-o
comment in response to
post
An ancient evil has awakened
comment in response to
post
Sabagebu is the better airsoft-adjacent anime
comment in response to
post
You just know that the original Japanese version has like a novel's worth of backstory that got stripped out for the dub though
comment in response to
post
Femroes!!!!
comment in response to
post
I'm sorry, that was in bad taste
comment in response to
post
"Crossing Guard": formal, aggressive, militarised; ready to beat or shoot any child who dares to jaywalk (a felony in the United States)
"Lollipop Man/Woman": whimsical, a friend and helper to children, a traditional part of the community
comment in response to
post
You forgot:
Here's my story with in-depth worldbuilding and careful attention to detail and emphasis on fictional geopolitics (fetish)
comment in response to
post
Hawk Tuah Legion Garrison
comment in response to
post
Fair enough, that's my mistake sorry
comment in response to
post
That makes some sense, I'm not familiar with the scene but I would assume collabs in porn could be more, uh, involved
comment in response to
post
All hail the Smooth Lee
comment in response to
post
Which room
comment in response to
post
Oh fuck yeah I gotta get a bowling ball and try this
comment in response to
post
Look at him vibrate
comment in response to
post
I only fear the subway/tube/underground when I briefly remember level two of Siphon Filter and my brain forgets that videogames aren't reality
comment in response to
post
This is why I write so much crap to pad out my posts with.
"But what if they only read the bad half, and don't read the good half?"
There's the trick: there IS no good half. The important thing is the time wasted.
comment in response to
post
Can I just play the strip mahjong titles
comment in response to
post
AND GINGER ALE! BOILING HOT, TEXAS STYLE GINGER ALE
comment in response to
post
Did you kick him in the shins afterwards
comment in response to
post
It's me, the BIGGEST freak.
comment in response to
post
Oughhhhh
I really want to try proper deep dish pizza, they don't do it over here though (UK)
comment in response to
post
What are your feelings on mochi
comment in response to
post
Important question: do you keep the original focus on the first syllable ('can-saw') or say it like Arkansas less the Ar ('kun-saw')
comment in response to
post
ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES
comment in response to
post
I now have a flunky to dispassionately jork it for me but it isn't the same. I miss my regular, non-sword hands.
comment in response to
post
Too late. Being unable to jork it I instead turn to ways to capitalise on my sword hands. I take a job at a local kebab shop where my unique physiology and (eventual) skill at the rotating doner lends me and the shop owner a small measure of fame and fortune.
comment in response to
post
I misread this as a Kinder world, you break open the crust of the planet and there's a plastic toy inside