forgottenman.bsky.social
Avid hunter of meaningless trinkets.
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I wonder if the first casualty of AI in these companies was their Market Research Division.
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I don’t consider myself to have that much hometown pride, but in a vacuum “this city sucks, I need to fix it” and “this city is great, and we can make it better” the latter is a far more compelling argument.
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I’d pay to see it try and take on Finnegans Wake.
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I feel like the endless cycle is more likely tbh.
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Mostly fear that everyone suddenly refusing to use animal products would cause our livestock to be culled to extinction because they’d no longer be economically viable.
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Think Hegseth gets fired over this?
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Now I need to do this, so I can one day state that I need to go to my sperm harvesting appointment at the hospital.
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Khan Pritzker, being on military campaign in the American Steppe declined to run.
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Presumably as a distraction from you mayonnaise takes.
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Please stop distracting me from my distractions.
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If Musk invaded the Soviet Union, I would laugh heartily, but still make at least favorable reference to the General Secretary in my poasts.
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You’re not thinking about penises enough like these alphas are.
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I’m beginning to think that bankrolling a temperamental and vicious business rival to give them the entire power of the federal government might not have been exactly, shall we say… savvy?
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It’s Trump, so 50/50 he actually follows through with it. But I’d bet losing the Verizon contract Musk stole would be quite a blow to him.
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Sorry, but this is like predicting the sun will come up tomorrow. Current prophesies eligible for the dodgeball are limited to the time and manner of the impending Musk-Miller murder suicide.
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Miller’s biggest advantage at this point seems to be that he’s just clever enough to realize that he can achieve his goals of spreading misery everywhere without ever once taking on any sort of responsibility for doing so, it’s the one thing Trump does for free.
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I was getting nervous, but the Trump Knifes Everyone in the End theorem continues to best describe this admin. Stephen Miller excepted, unfortunately.
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Sanders doesn’t seem fun that way, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing to have in a President, but yeah, that part never made sense to me either.
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In my darker moments I wonder if making Al Franken resign actually helped us win AL-Sen.
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I’ve started practicing biking to work, luckily my route is 99% dedicated bike trails so I only have to risk serious injury from other bikes and not serious injury and death from cars. It’s not quite as relaxing as I thought it would be.
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But did they there said there they knew me?
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Someone should explain the rice doubling chessboard allegory to him so we can start having exponential tariffs.
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I’m tired of being angry, but it just keeps coming.
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Luckily they don’t diddle kids, so you’re safe.
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Trump being worth 3 points over a replacement level candidate explains some of the data and would be the answer that infuriates me the most, so it’s probably the truth.
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How’s the crepe industry doing?
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Rubio is the only one I could have been talked into supporting were I a senator, although I’d be expecting a heel turn because he’s basically the platonic example of an empty suit.
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Upgrading to the funeral parlor is probably not the optimal move, but it’s more fun with higher stakes.
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I get the same feeling, but I messed up my a single one and now the feeling has entirely evaporated.
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Mixing business (grift) with pleasure (being evil).
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I still might out of spite at this rate.
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Not to sound obtuse, but it looks like the biggest difference is that the greenery hasn’t had time to set in on the left?
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I think the swing state margin compared to the national bears that out, it just wasn’t terrible *enough* as it turned out.
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Labour doing their best to minimize the differences between them and Reform.
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I’m fascinated to see how this ends up somehow increasing my prescription prices.
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I was once asked to put a trailer hitch on an Alfa Romeo suv. I’m still haunted by that request.
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Pope Frosted Flakes VI, honoring the history of my predecessors by only buying the malt o meal off brand bags.
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“The chief of the largest church in the world should avoid ideological conflicts.” I say, minutes before spitting out my coffee after reading more of the Catholicism Wikipedia page.
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“Experts around the world claim that the whale is not a fish. However, I believe it is, and we shall start our cytology there.”
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The funniest part is the narrator infodumping whale facts that they knew to be untrue *at the time*