franticplanet.bsky.social
World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.
https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
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You think they'd be happy having already seen a right pair of tits
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An exceptional find, thanks!
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The BBC should BBG! (Bring Back Gurning)
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Cheers, pal!
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You mean one of these?
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Cheers, John!
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It is as inevitable as the pinging of braces.
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I thought my ears were burning! (also my urinary tract, but that's probably unrelated)
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You could've been burned as a witch for that!
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A month early for Patrons, my latest video concerns the time evil warlock Paul Daniels made a foray into children's television, as we go through the veil into the lurid occult whimsy of Wizbit.
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The only time in history those last seven words have ever been uttered, ever.
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Imagine, if you will, I could be bothered to screenshot it, but the carrot = My Content, Debbie = Patrons etc
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These need a gallery show.
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I've not been on the old socials much lately, so just learned of this in your newsletter. Sorry for your loss, Pat. That is a lovely picture.
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I've already drafted my letter of complaint if Martin Daniels doesn't return as a judge
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I hear they eat their own shit. It's just something I heard.
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It was worth the wait
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One for the 'pictures you can hear' meme. ("Eeeehhhh!")
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“Oh Christ, there's two of 'em!”
Ventriloquism, song 'n' dance, and an oaf who's never not pulling a stupid face. In an attempt to exorcise the ever-present ghost of Schnorbitz's dad, this month's essay mainlines the Mike and Bernie Winters variety show, Big Night Out
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"As I say, we are awfully grateful.”
Grigori, Part I: Granny. Now live on the fiction tier.
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They were going to, but then a cardinal requested the DJ play Orville's Nappy Rap.
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I think about Pete's Magic every time my paper boat goes down a storm drain.
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Hope all the mourners joined in with the "Big Break!" at the end.
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The laugh of a man who's been stuck next to Syd for 20 years.
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It's absolutely impossible to come up with a better talent show club band name than Short Back and Sides. Tremendous.
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Nice, though I've actually done a video about an even weirder VE Day show, which I can't get past copyright, so will languish in my drafts for a while.
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I refuse! Such a thing is UNIMAGINABLE.
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Bless you. Me right now:
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I need to hire you for my meme-making
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It's my lot in life to suffer!
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Hurll by name etc
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Even though it's the same dynamic, picturing Syd with either Tommy or Bobby results in having to also picture him getting a kicking.
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Sensational memeing
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"Come on, help me get that trunk out."
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Cheers! Me right now:
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Bogeys, terlets, fire safety and hung-over rock gods. A month early for Patrons, Saturday Morning Archaeology returns, with a pair of extremely '90s episodes of Live and Kicking.
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Amazing!