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World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
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Bogeys, terlets, fire safety and hung-over rock gods. In my new video, Saturday Morning Archaeology returns, with a pair of extremely '90s episodes of Live and Kicking. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qez9...

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Anyone bidding on the giant Benny head would do well to consider its enormous size.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a gunge tank?" Set the dial for 'the good old days', as my new video looks at forgotten (and deeply weird) Noel Edmonds nostalgia series, Time of Your Life. youtu.be/ObF20HV-psw?...

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

In this month's essay, a soft Southern boy thrashes about in the deep end of regional pride, with the incomprehensible humour and near-infinite songs about canals of A Black Country Night Out. franticplanet.wordpress.com/2025/05/18/a...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Someone told me punks live in lampposts, which is why they have those numbers on them (like house numbers) and if you knock on a lamppost a mohicaned punk will emerge and chase you

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

"We do everything bigger in America, y'all!" screams the new Pope, using tongues as he kisses the tarmac.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

inevitably, the dots

submitted 25 days ago • 20 comments

Monthly Patreon thread time. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until June 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 847,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Having to hide when you heard the rattle of the skeleton bus coming down your street. Taping the letterbox down so they couldn't stick their arms in to feel around. Trying to keep the dog quiet when your house was surrounded.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments