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World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
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Bogeys, terlets, fire safety and hung-over rock gods. In my new video, Saturday Morning Archaeology returns, with a pair of extremely '90s episodes of Live and Kicking. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qez9...

Anyone bidding on the giant Benny head would do well to consider its enormous size.

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a gunge tank?" Set the dial for 'the good old days', as my new video looks at forgotten (and deeply weird) Noel Edmonds nostalgia series, Time of Your Life. youtu.be/ObF20HV-psw?...

In this month's essay, a soft Southern boy thrashes about in the deep end of regional pride, with the incomprehensible humour and near-infinite songs about canals of A Black Country Night Out. franticplanet.wordpress.com/2025/05/18/a...

Someone told me punks live in lampposts, which is why they have those numbers on them (like house numbers) and if you knock on a lamppost a mohicaned punk will emerge and chase you

"We do everything bigger in America, y'all!" screams the new Pope, using tongues as he kisses the tarmac.

inevitably, the dots

Monthly Patreon thread time. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until June 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 847,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

Having to hide when you heard the rattle of the skeleton bus coming down your street. Taping the letterbox down so they couldn't stick their arms in to feel around. Trying to keep the dog quiet when your house was surrounded.