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World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
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Anyone bidding on the giant Benny head would do well to consider its enormous size.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

"Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a gunge tank?" Set the dial for 'the good old days', as my new video looks at forgotten (and deeply weird) Noel Edmonds nostalgia series, Time of Your Life. youtu.be/ObF20HV-psw?...

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

In this month's essay, a soft Southern boy thrashes about in the deep end of regional pride, with the incomprehensible humour and near-infinite songs about canals of A Black Country Night Out. franticplanet.wordpress.com/2025/05/18/a...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Someone told me punks live in lampposts, which is why they have those numbers on them (like house numbers) and if you knock on a lamppost a mohicaned punk will emerge and chase you

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

"We do everything bigger in America, y'all!" screams the new Pope, using tongues as he kisses the tarmac.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

inevitably, the dots

submitted 24 days ago • 20 comments

Monthly Patreon thread time. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until June 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 847,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts: patreon.com/posts/26784352

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Having to hide when you heard the rattle of the skeleton bus coming down your street. Taping the letterbox down so they couldn't stick their arms in to feel around. Trying to keep the dog quiet when your house was surrounded.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

It's time. We can't put it off any longer. Let us venture deep into the Heart of Darkness, with a thorough examination of Little and Large series one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V634...

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

Watching Millard's output has directly replaced the time i used to spend actually watching TV. Cannot recommend anything/one higher.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

when I do a craft project I don't fuck about

submitted 31 days ago • 42 comments