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Salute to Dwight D. Eisenhower.
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So now, American prisons are so terrible that it's inhumane to send regular criminals to them? Sounds like he's admitting what the GOP has denied for 70 years.
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"Harass our people and eat out their substance" still bangs.
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Hope it’s just a one-off. He was durable in college.
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“Administratively withdrawn.”
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Say what you like about Tom Cruise, he loves being a Hollywood movie star and I dig that about him.
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Would love to write for this guy. (That’s as un-subtle as I can make it, Onion HR team.) Great piece.
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Kinda sad! Shades of “The Fir-Tree” by HC Anderson here, TBH.
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Banger.
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Sweet!
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Banger.
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This strip has always seemed to be written by someone who loathes their characters. Not “sees their foibles,” not “warts and all,” just straight-up detests them. At least the Pluggers guy likes pluggers!
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What makes her hateable is that she’s *not* ignorant, she just pretends to be for money.
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That’s fabulous.
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"She travels to Oz with three magical companions: the scarecrow... the bagpiper.. and the cowardly clown who's afraid to go on."
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These are screen test photos from the "Wizard of Oz," right? Before they changed directors and Marina Semyonova was replaced by Judy Garland?
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Surely you can't believe this. Trump could accept, say, a suitcase of $400 million in cash from Qatar as long as he promises not to let it influence him? Come on. This plane is that suitcase full of cash. It's straight-up, open bribery and corruption -- why won't the Times say so?
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Amen, thank you for saying it.
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Gunth is the Anthony of Luann.
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Great stories, thanks. America is actually loaded with careful, smart, fair-minded people like this who would be great SC justices or members of Congress. You meet them every day in local government. We just have a weird system that puts the opposite type in national government.
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A charming (and revealing) piece. Good for him.
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Agreed, feels like wishful thinking. Going back through Bush and beyond, being a jerk has never proven to be a liability for GOP candidates in TX.
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Or nearly any big city in Europe!
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I would LOVE to have a wealthy small-market owner willing to lose $100 million a year so we can have a fatter payroll. But TBH, I don’t think that person exists.