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[Exit King.]

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

submitted 6 days ago • 1034 comments

The wizard makes dill chicken with roasted jicama.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

submitted 13 days ago • 277 comments

Getting account holders’ permission to steal their money would kill the bank robber industry.

submitted 21 days ago • 19 comments

The wizard ponders his orb.

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about outer space. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard rearranges the jars of marmalade, jam, jelly and compote in the cellar.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard makes a drink with muddled gooseberry and licorice fern syrup.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

As dawn breaks, a small chest full of ice and exotic fish appears on the wizard's doorstep. It's for the little cat.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard goes into his reagent storage room, but doesn't remember what he wanted when he came in.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

As dawn breaks over the horizon, a large monster wearing a eggshell blue sou'wester ambles past the wizard's path, stops at their trash can, and eats the contents. It looks contented and moves on.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

don’t need to show security footage of tatum being rushed away in a wheelchair in the tunnel thanks

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

Planet ahoy! It is so far away. There's a beast there resembling a lemur, except for its opulent appendages. I want to go.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

submitted 37 days ago • 509 comments

The wizard gently takes a reagent jar away from the little cat.

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

The wizard makes rosemary chicken with roasted scallion.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

A Brief History of Kids Today Need More Discipline 🧵

submitted 41 days ago • 25 comments

The wizard oils his magic orrery, then turns it, making a clean, satisfying clicking sound.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I have discovered a planet. It is monumental, with corpulent rivers. It has clouds made of chlorine.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

its so funny how economists will be like noooo its not fair china keeps reinvesting its wealth back into its economies instead of giving it all to like 20 guys, thats cheating 😭

submitted 42 days ago • 36 comments

The wizard checks the wards on the front door of the tower.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard and the ex-paladin get fennel and seitan curry, served in coconut shells, and eat it with rice. The wizard also buys an empanada from the baker for dinner; he orders the daily special.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

The wizard does a shelf read of his grimoires, making sure they are in order.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard sleeps deeply. A jackdaw calls out.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard grinds herbs with his mortar and pestle.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

The wizard works on revising his research paper.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard takes a nap.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

You have discovered a planet. It is a sphere free from drought or war. Every so often, there's a a suspicious coo. Maybe you could be at peace there.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard sleeps tranquilly. A grimoire glistens in the light of the moon.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments