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Politics, house music, light ales, Europhile, menswear, ramblings… Midlands born. Oblong residing. #LUFC
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Play everyone twice, etc, etc - but the fixtures look OK to me. Plenty of opportunities for points in first 8-10 games and the run in. Only one brutal 4-game run in November. Onwards…! #lufc

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So, looks like the latest instalment of Danny Farke’s Big Strong Boys Brigade just dropped. #lufc

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Very rarely listen to TalkSport, but an absolute all-timer of a line from Dean Saunders there, on the subject of Alan Shearer: “I had the pleasure of coaching him at Newcastle... Well, I watched him train.”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Bar etiquette

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My only observation on this Nmecha fella, about whom I know nothing, is that our first signing last summer Rothwell, drew a similar underwhelmed response. #lufc

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

New Adam Curtis on iplayer lads. Need to gear myself up for it though…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This weeks Blind Date in the Guardian is an absolute bloodbath. Thoughts and prayers.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Postman’s been! @thesquareball.net #lufc

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Suns out. #cans open. Greg Wilson’s Essential Mix on the wireless

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Only watched 10mins. Seen enough. Sign him up #lufc

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The squirrels have absolutely ransacked my crop of strawberry plants I’ve been tending to. Wonder how Titchmarsh dealt with the little fuckers.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

submitted 13 days ago • 1913 comments

Just listened to Kinnear sign-off thing on @thesquareball.net What’s that ‘players negotiating bonus pool’ thing all about?! Surely each player’s contract has clearly defined payments? Sounds like some mad union meeting where the players get sent in to negotiate with senior management. #lufc

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

You honestly couldn’t pay me to watch this England game. Is it a friendly? Qualifier? Does anyone really care?!

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment