genericposter.bsky.social
Lawyer, dungeon master (the tabletop kind), lefty living in Texas. Just a generic poster. He/his.
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I'm nausaged just looking at the thing.
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I mean, we absolutely evolved to eat salads, as is evidenced by the fact that we can eat and digest salads.
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Don't summon them, you fool! You're meddling with forces you can't possibly comprehend!
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Right! Which is exactly why there are supposed to be checks and balances. It's insane that the court is just destroying them when they have someone showing them constantly why they're essential.
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It doesn't "raise questions." In addition to be an obvious security nightmare, it is illegal and unethical to accept it.
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Kool Aid Man: unstoppable mobile siege engine
Jolly Green Giant: giant
Big Boy: big, also terrifying
Mr. Peanut: appears rich, so group financing
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Yeah. "Leaves office."
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He reminds of evil Captain Kirk:
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Nice!
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"Heave that purple scent Daddy-O!"
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Uhhh, I thought I was pretty familiar with archaic slang, but . . . translation, anyone?
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I didn't know Certs were gone!
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Hawk from Robert B. Parker's novels.
Parker, from Richard Stark's novels.
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I keep singing "North American Pope" to the tune of LCD Soundsystem's "North American Scum."
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I really wish we could pin this on the Fate, the Fungi from Yuggoth, or the Great Race of Yith. But nope, just us.
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Yes, I encourage Boeing to pull out all the stops to get this plane out as quickly as possible.
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That's really cool!
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It's not a real story, I agree. However, there would've been absolute non-stop coverage if Jill Biden or Michelle Obama had ceased living at the White House. It's just another way that the media treats Trump with kid gloves.
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It's not a real story, I agree. However, there would've been absolute non-stop coverage if Jill Biden or Michelle Obama had ceased living at the White House. It's just another way that the media treats Trump with kid gloves.
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This administration has an ideology?
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Does the robo-rat speak Esperanto though?
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That's not a problem for him because he has no fucking interest in governing.
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At least the Drafthouse rejected this.
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Yes, just who I want to take advice from about healthy friendships: Mark Zuckerberg.
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Who would've thought people don't want to be represented by attorneys who demonstrate that they will immediately fold under the slightest pressure.
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Thrilled to get the Riverbank RPG; sad I'm not going to see this novel.
Also, I just wanted to say that "26 Monkeys, Also the Abyss" is one of my favorite short stories of all time.
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Yes! It drove me insane when democrats were saying of Harris' campaign "you can't win elections on vibes." Yes you fucking can! Their nothing BUT vibes.
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Also, the food safety infrastructure we had before fucking sucked. Making it even worse is bad. Very bad.
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Pretty weird that a motion to stay discovery was sealed.
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Man with gold toilet critical of people who "buy things they don't need."
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Man, I know I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but yet I am still surprised that "Eh, fuck them kids," isn't a politically fatal position to take.
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Ha ha! Big tough MAGA is scared of the subway.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Wait, you can't trade back? Shit, I missed that part.
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I dunno. Recessions are just yard sales for billionaires. Bezos et al. can weather one easy, and just buy back their own stock on the cheap.
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This bit of dialog actually rings pretty true:
"Is that . . . legal?"
"I will MAKE it legal."