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ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon with a yeti www.goblinbox.com
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i love reading all the many many posts that say 'this place is empty and nobody posts here'

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

alright fuck it let's make spaghetti and mushroom balls at ten o'clock at night for very late #dinner this recipe is such a pain in the ass and yet i've been making it FOR YEARS 🍜

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

there's a lesbian! driving a race car! high af on champagne and cocaine in this frenetic little movie!

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

if they empty out the meat packing plants of workers how will potus get himself a mcd's cheeseborger

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

applied for my visa and started piling things on the guest bed for eventual packing, but according to this email my dad still hasn't bought my plane tickets lol

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

back on my unnecessarily complicated dozen-ingredient vegetarian sandwich bullshit! #lunch 🍜 (bread, mayo, herb cream cheese, avocado, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, bell pepper, cucumber, olives, fire roasted green chiles)

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

somebody's selling old stock of body shop's dewberry perfume oil for $170 for 15ml online which is dumb when you can just buy this stuff brand new for six bucks and if you're the one who told me this i love you

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

slept from 10 to 11 and then got up and now it's dawn #insomnia

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

just got back from a quick stop at the creamery where the cheesemaker and i packed up entries to this year's american cheese society judging & competition and he took the box off to ship it judging is this thurs & fri in mpls, results will be in july

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it is unbelievably hot for june, like, standing-in-front-of-the-open-freezer-door-after-coming-inside (where the air conditioning is on) hot internet says 98f but on my patio it's 103

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my kitchen thermometer says it's 104° in the shade it's not even noon it's not even JULY

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

• couple hand-done signs on elizabeth street say GARJE SALE and i love them so much • dude mowing a tiny dusty lawn with some kind of huge farm-implement-lookin' mowing platform like a boss • corner bodega now looks sharp as hell with fresh paint and string lights • not even 11am, already over 90°f

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

DINER TIME

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

why would we want bluesky to grow, or be officially relevant, or to break news? that's what sank all the previous platforms let the news break news, and let microblogging be about lego and cats

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

would it be too passive-aggressive to put a little note in the freezer that says MAKE SOME FUCKING ICE CUBES YOU CUNT IT IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR TURN

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

til you can buy luggage with built-in drink holders (for those really hostile budget gates i assume)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment