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ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon with a yeti www.goblinbox.com
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slept from 10 to 11 and then got up and now it's dawn #insomnia

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

just got back from a quick stop at the creamery where the cheesemaker and i packed up entries to this year's american cheese society judging & competition and he took the box off to ship it judging is this thurs & fri in mpls, results will be in july

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

it is unbelievably hot for june, like, standing-in-front-of-the-open-freezer-door-after-coming-inside (where the air conditioning is on) hot internet says 98f but on my patio it's 103

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

my kitchen thermometer says it's 104° in the shade it's not even noon it's not even JULY

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

• couple hand-done signs on elizabeth street say GARJE SALE and i love them so much • dude mowing a tiny dusty lawn with some kind of huge farm-implement-lookin' mowing platform like a boss • corner bodega now looks sharp as hell with fresh paint and string lights • not even 11am, already over 90°f

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

DINER TIME

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

why would we want bluesky to grow, or be officially relevant, or to break news? that's what sank all the previous platforms let the news break news, and let microblogging be about lego and cats

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

would it be too passive-aggressive to put a little note in the freezer that says MAKE SOME FUCKING ICE CUBES YOU CUNT IT IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR TURN

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

til you can buy luggage with built-in drink holders (for those really hostile budget gates i assume)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

ugh i am SO full: just ate a sandwich and AN ENTIRE PINT of cream of spinach soup from the freezer

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i keep seeing the word chickenhawk on here and it's driving me nuts because to me it still means gays who like younger gays but y'all appear to be meaning 'chickenshit warhawk'

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

chat should i go to this estate sale next week or should i sleep past 7am like a normal person #believeinfilm #film #cameras

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

idk if i posted this pic before but if i did pls look at these lovely fuckin' cameras AGAIN #35mm #ishootfilm #believeinfilm pretty sure these both have rolls in them that i should finish lol

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

how come your phone's cam app doesn't record file creation dates

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

it seems last night after more glasses of wine than strictly necessary, i ate an entire package of brussels sprouts

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

pickin' up some migas for lunch to take back to the #cheese mines

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i literally own clothes older than the internet and yet dudebros dumber than rocks and horny for money have already broken the search engine

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

operation turning what was a massive lawn into not a massive lawn is coming along

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

There are only two electric guitar tones: 'plench' and 'blee' Plench goes like this: PLENCH PLENCH PLENCH PLENCH. Blee goes like this: bleeeeeeeeeee

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments