greavesoflass.bsky.social
History and literature nerd, top 96% of OnlyFans, frequently wrong.
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You don't look a day older than Matt.
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If your defense against underage sex crimes begins with "Technically..." then you are a sex criminal.
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I need an answer in the next five minutes, something has come up.
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Could probably also count the eggs among them, which we can safely assume will soon become chickens themselves!
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Bud Heavy
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In peace, yes.
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Can you do a porn of this fight?
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That's what the horrible, accumulated yellowness of the pillow is about.
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I choose whom to vote for based on whatever Norm is posting that day, zero additional thought given.
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I like the idea that he doesn't just publish major policy points with a big graphic, but also just minor things he thinks. "Square hamburger patties optimize grill space and must become national law" gets its own press release.
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Don't do it!
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The Enneads and a book from the Wheel of Time series.
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My controversial opinion is that if your kid becomes a pro athlete you're a bad parent.
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Teams is as good as using two cans and a wire if the two cans inexplicably functioned differently every two weeks.
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I mean...do they not already?
Whom have I been seeing?
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Empyrean
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Al Jolson-ass inflatable gorilla
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Give out thousands of cheapie headphones all synced to the music output. Everyone bopping, totally silent outwardly.
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I thought the deal wasn't some Measurehead shit, it's just that he has a mad scowl. Which I believe is not a race theory thing so much as a shared human emotion with a physical manifestation pretty similar across different groups?
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LGBTQ folks are no less welcome to follow my account than everyone else.
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Tortilla chips, just regular yellow corn tortilla chips.
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DMing now
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Thank you for letting me jerk off in peace 🙏🏻
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What in the heck?!
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Real Brownian Motion shit right here.
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Samples...
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Sorry about that, my bad.
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Consarnit.
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No, because that is where my cock carried me.
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To be fair, we try to do this to anyone with any tenuous relationship to Minnesota at all, no matter how fleeting.
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If it's any consolation, I have to lug this huge cock everywhere. I look back and it's just 1.5 sets of footprints in the sand.
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I'm sorry you are going through this.
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Sorry. It's the peepees!
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Learning I am not a tough soldier tonight 😭
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Be well 🙏🏻