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"What do you believe in, sir?" *Pulling out my phone* "Let me check..."

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Kidz Bop cover of NIN's "Hurt."

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You think Minnesotans can't handle ICE, we're at that shit six months of every year.

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Everybody remembers where I was when JFK was shot.

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🎵 Apple blossom trees Spruce and the fir 🎵

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Asparagus flavored energy drink when?

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Lovecraft uses "antediluvian" every fifth word or so.

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Oh yeah, Walgreens? Everything locked behind glass? Well guess what, I have hemorrhoids. My ass is like a splayed hand trying to push through the canvas of my skin. Go open the medicine cage.

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Aurora and Loons both grab road wins within minutes of each other.

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Alright, gays. You have exactly one month to be proud before it's back to the shame mines with you.

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Doctors at the andrology clinic minutes after you've given your sample:

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Wow, Inter Miami actually is the Pink Pony Club I guess.

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I picked up a very old 1st edition sight unseen for $100 and started reading it and it fucking blows.

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Forlornography.

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Dropping this line from Plotinus in my next rap battle.

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