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Just seen an invoice and apparently Davros has ordered 43,876 of these! Probably thinking of replacing ADRIC with them! 😹😹😹

ADRIC doesn't have SEVEN signs that him think everyone else is beneath him. Him have 42. 🙄 (and none of them are quiet)

TODAY'S FLASHBACK: That scene in 'The Three Doctors' when OMEGA takes off his mask after millennia to check he's still looking FLEEK:

DAVROS is getting SICK of OGRONS being CAPTURED and BLABBING SECRETS, so he issues all Ogrons with CYANIDE CAPSULES! Davros: Now these capsules are ONLY to be taken as a LAST RESORT! OGRON ED RAISES HAND. Davros: ....and you've just EATEN YOURS already, haven't you Ogron Ed? ED NOD SADLY.

DAVROS is getting SICK of OGRONS being CAPTURED and BLABBING SECRETS, so he issues all Ogrons with CYANIDE CAPSULES! Davros: Now these capsules are ONLY to be taken as a LAST RESORT! OGRON ED RAISES HAND. Davros: ....and you've just EATEN YOURS already, haven't you Ogron Ed? ED NOD SADLY.

People have been asking: If Time Lords can't have children, then where did SUSAN come from? Well it obvious! FIRST DOCTOR BI-GENERATED her, so that him could have someone to talk to instead of getting a CAT.

No. 11 is "No Complications" 🤷‍♂️

People have been asking: If Time Lords can't have children, then where did SUSAN come from? Well it obvious! FIRST DOCTOR BI-GENERATED her, so that him could have someone to talk to instead of getting a CAT.

THE THREE GRUNTLEIGHS: When some BANANAS go MISSING, things are so DESPERATE that the TIME LORDS break the LAWS of TIME and bring GRUNTLEIGH'S THREE INCARNATIONS TOGETHER from their SEPARATE TIME STREAMS! Only their COMBINED MINDS can FIND THE BANANAS! (and probably EAT them!)🐵

Me put this poster up where ADRIC would see it, hoping it would improve his annoying PRETENTIOUS BEHAVIOUR. But him is now WORSE than EVER! It almost like him WANT to get a jolly good SMACKED BOTTOM!? 🤷‍♂️

Adric just saw this and said that if it was true, then ME would be the next Michelangelo. 😠