gruntleigh.bsky.social
Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
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The Public Information Film that got GRUNTLEY finally BANNED:
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Ha ha, you are RIGHT!
(although the only P.I.F that me regret ignoring was the one about chewing live power cables. And my dentist also agrees!)
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Yes, what the point of gunpowder without matches, as me always say....🐵
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Well, them never did MY generation any harm....
(except the thousands that disappeared into a certain blue box and were never seen again....)🤷♂️
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Well, Ogrons always live in hope and it certainly never stop any of US going and looking under the train tracks for bananas!
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Now all me can think about is dinner.
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It would certainly free up more time for me to stay sat behind a desk with my eyes glued to my mobile. 🤷♂️
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Same hair stylist maybe? 🤔
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'SPLINK' turned into 'SPLAT' all too often...
🙈💥🚗🚗🚗🚗💀
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With a few blobs of Gel Guard slime to keep it stuck down!
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We have to, looking at Davros day after day.🤮
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Yes, one look and you lost your breakfast. 🤮
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YES, THIS IS THE FIRST RULE OF GRANDPAS!
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Me always thought me looked good in ruffles....🐵
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SIGN ME UP!
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*sits by phone waiting for Agent to call*
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😹😹😹😹🍌
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Hmm .... You got me thinking.
Might try a handful of them later and see what happen....😋💊💊💊🍽️
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Feeling quite partial for one myself.....😋
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....and quite an unusually large one as well......😳
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BANANA GUNS....Both a useful weapon AND a nice LUNCH all in one! 😋
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Oh, Gruntleigh… you’re ALWAYS bi-regenerating… it’s just that you struggle with all those larger numbers that come after two…
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Yes, a bit strong....but WHAT A BEAUTY! 😍🐵
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Well, him won't remember any of it the next day anyway, so him can have all the squashy brown bananas. 🤷♂️
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Him just says whatever comes into his head for maximum attention! 🙄
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Forgotten what? 🤔
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Chocolate pudding often has that effect. 😬
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NSFM.....
(Not Safe For Monkeys)🙈
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Me would definitely remember having bi-generated. 💥
Plus my trousers would be all ripped down one side. 🤷♂️
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Sorry, we all have off, less homicidal, days....🤷♂️
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Me did once flick some jelly at the ceiling in the staff canteen if that count....? 🤔🤷♂️
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Well, don't forget that Grumpy Old Gruntleigh was still only in his 20s.
Us Ogrons don't get to live very long lives. 🤷♂️
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Sadly, it true that me have been fooled by all three in the past, and tricked into taking them out for expensive meals thinking them were Lovely Jo....
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Sometimes it just good to let your feet run free..... 👣🐾👣🐾👣
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