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Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
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Started a new job today working in Davros' builders yard. Just waiting for him to try pranking the "new boy", sending me out for 'left-handed hammers', 'tins of elbow grease' and 'tartan paint'! 🙄 So when him ask me to go get 'self-leveling compound' me not react well.....😠😡🤬👊👊👊

We all remember the classic "GRUNTLEY SAYS...." OGRON INFORMATION FILMS from when we were young! It was a SHAME them were BANNED not long after for being GROSSLY IRRESPONSIBLE:

We all remember the classic "GRUNTLEY SAYS...." OGRON INFORMATION FILMS from when we were young! It was a SHAME them were BANNED not long after for being GROSSLY IRRESPONSIBLE:

TODAY'S FLASHBACK: That scene in 'The Three Doctors' when OMEGA takes off his mask after millennia to check he's still looking FLEEK:

Just seen an invoice and apparently Davros has ordered 43,876 of these! Probably thinking of replacing ADRIC with them! 😹😹😹

ADRIC doesn't have SEVEN signs that him think everyone else is beneath him. Him have 42. 🙄 (and none of them are quiet)

TODAY'S FLASHBACK: That scene in 'The Three Doctors' when OMEGA takes off his mask after millennia to check he's still looking FLEEK:

DAVROS is getting SICK of OGRONS being CAPTURED and BLABBING SECRETS, so he issues all Ogrons with CYANIDE CAPSULES! Davros: Now these capsules are ONLY to be taken as a LAST RESORT! OGRON ED RAISES HAND. Davros: ....and you've just EATEN YOURS already, haven't you Ogron Ed? ED NOD SADLY.

DAVROS is getting SICK of OGRONS being CAPTURED and BLABBING SECRETS, so he issues all Ogrons with CYANIDE CAPSULES! Davros: Now these capsules are ONLY to be taken as a LAST RESORT! OGRON ED RAISES HAND. Davros: ....and you've just EATEN YOURS already, haven't you Ogron Ed? ED NOD SADLY.

People have been asking: If Time Lords can't have children, then where did SUSAN come from? Well it obvious! FIRST DOCTOR BI-GENERATED her, so that him could have someone to talk to instead of getting a CAT.