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Kid Rock has been tapped to be the secretary of not eating pussy. And it looks like Hulk Hogan has buttoned up Special envoy to oversee the institute to burn all books with non traditional women characters.
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Probably gonna fuck it up and pardon Morning Joe.
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We are so sorry but we are going to have to wake you half way thru this Cornea transplant because it just doesn’t meet our predetermined threshold of necessity.
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Snitches will get stitches only to realize their folly when the ER bill comes and it’s like 6k per stitch and some $800 gauze pads. So shut the fuck up. Don’t be a snitch.
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Did you get the child as well?