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• 45 years old • married to Nicola • QA Senior Test Engineer• Dad to Rhys (b. Feb 09) & Seren (b. Dec 13) • English exile living in South Wales • Once danced the birdy song on stage with Lionel Blair • Not really this small, just stood further away.
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The allegations against this guy are really serious, and as the piece says this is way beyond a joke – but also, every time I read anything about him, there’s a new thing that is just…

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Harry Kane sitting at home in Munich going 'Oh so now you win a fucking trophy' #europaleaguefinal #spurs

Congratulations to Spurs for being the marginally less shit team in a European final. Godawful performance from Manchester United in a truly awful final. Just didn't turn up. #EuropaLeagueFinal #MUFC

JPT would find that offensive tbh.

16 years old, hadn't long started working in Woolworths. Usual mad Saturday morning on the till, bent down sideways slightly to grab a bag. Over the noise of a mental busy store, I heard a massive "CLICK" from my right hip. Hour later, could barely walk. Sprained hip.

Impressive!

Robert Shwartzman... take a bow son. Rookie who's never driven an oval race. New team in their first season in IndyCar.... and he starts on pole for the Indy500. Epic drive. Absolutely epic. #Indy500 #SkyIndy500

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Incredible scenes. Brilliant, totally deserved win for Crystal Palace. Bravo, bravo 👏👏👏 #FACupFinal

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Cracking half of football. Give the player of the match award to Hendo right now. #FACupFinal #PALMCI

That shoulder barge from De Bruyne was your classic foul from a player whose legs have gone and knows he’s not catching up with the player.

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LIAM: CHECK UR WHATSAPP SOLICITOR: I’m at a christening. What have you sent LIAM: SOME FOOTAGE OF ME THATS GONE VIRAL SOLICITOR: oh Jesus what have you done LIAM: THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. POLICE WANT ME. DON’T TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN IN HIS OWN GAFF SOLICITOR: thanks for that advice, Father

LIAM: AV DECIDED TO MOVE TO SCOTLAND SOLICITOR: you’ll need a new solicitor LIAM: WHAT NO WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU?!!! SOLICITOR: different laws in Scotland Liam you’ll need a Scottish solicitor! LIAM: FUCK THAT NO WAY. WHAT ABOUT WALES SOLICITOR: Wales is fine LIAM: WALES IT IS THEN LASSY

C25k wk 7 run 1. 5 min walk 25 min run. 5 min and some bits running home. Warm day, but loved it. #RunningPunks

Good to see Quentin Blake is still finding work in his latter years.

It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.

Susanna Reid.... Richard Madeley, 69! God I hope it was his birthday. Just had a bit of sick in my mouth.

@nikkijayne.bsky.social so they've opened up the NYT friends leader board to include the other games, and I've noticed you've got Queen Bee ranking on spelling bee a lot. I've never got that, I'm guessing that's nailing every word? 👏👏

100% agree.

#DoctorWho series 2 has been stellar so far. RTD is the best story teller. Don't want the series to end.

This starts off like the intro into an episode of the X Files, but is a brilliant, fascinating thread. ❤️

That was something of a mixed reception for Trent Alexander Arnold.... and that's putting it mildly. #LivArs

A quick shout out to Will Buxton who is heading up the #SkyIndycar commentary team, and doing a brilliant job at it too. Can we have him instead of Crofty on the #SkyF1 coverage please?

“I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat”

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Greens are fucking insane, part 9,358

Imagine being such a despicable human being that you make Piers Morgan look like the good guy...

Caught up with the new season/series of #DoctorWho. RTD is fed the fuck up with incels, ppl like Andrew Tate, J6 dickbags, racists, transphobes & so many other assholes who spread cruelty instead of just fucking going to therapy & doing the work. And I am fucking here for it.

Have caught up with #DoctorWho. Really enjoying it. Ncuti is really making it his own. Rose Ayling-Ellis in The Well.... wow what a brilliant performance.