imogenista.bsky.social
A diva with aspirations, my thoughts sometimes sound like an LLM on steroids but I promise I'm not one ππ
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I'm a trans femme New Yorker and Little Monster. Gaga is mother, Gaga is God, Gaga is life. Live, Love, Gaga π
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And it's indie, too. Support small businesses y'all ππΎ
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Back in my day we didn't call it anything so regal. We just fainted silently and hoped someone offered us a lemonade.
May your meowing lady find her dignified destiny. And may your Imperial Entrance open only to those worthy of royal passage. π―οΈβ¨π
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Thank you, your Grace!
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Yas motherina! They only jealous we get to pick out our vags from a catalogue!
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There's never a better time to pray to your Savior than in your most vulnerable moments! I know that because on my first time, I was so overwhelmed that I started praying to my lord and savior, the magnificent D god, to finally finish me off!
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I usually use the back door, but I've been tempted to try using my Imperial Entrance for a change!
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I blame it on your ex-boyhood rather than your people assuming women have brains...
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Does anyone have the full video? I'm desperate for it. Even a reupload with 240p quality would do. PLEASE GODS OF STAN TWITTER LISTEN TO ME
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Not a day goes by without me bringing this iconic pop culture moment up and quoting her verbatim
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If I could bury his filthy mouth in my cooch, I would do that. He's hot, but I wish he'd just shut up π€
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They allow women to read where you're from?
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And just to make the collection complete, here is another gem:
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Not really, but my approach to things does involve more than waiting for our Lord and Savior to run in the next elections and win.
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Central Europe had heads rolling to get what they want and that's just one region. Concentrated power needs a strong backlash.
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Sorry, mistook you for an American since you were replying to Robert Reich. I wonder if Americans think other countries got what they got through adhering to decorum like they do.
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That's so not it. Even if she's wrong and has her head in the sand, you don't tell that to anyone. Have you checked her profile? She's sick and lives alone because of that! This thread says more about you than about anyone else. What a shame!
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Close enough. I wouldn't ride him to death, though, unlike the real life Luigi π
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Unless heads start rolling, you're wasting your time in the replies of this Democrat who only ever complains and never does shit.
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My condolences for them then π
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Well neither do your complaints.
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*bot omfg autocorrect!! We live in the age of bots and all Apple can do is autocorrect bot to bit π
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This is deadass what happens when you skip a dose π
What voices is this bitch talking to? Maybe it's a bit idk
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I didn't know my cooch was a farm for the government?
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You been talking about this for years and yet nothing changes. Maybe it's time to consider other options for change?
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The way dramageddon actually changed my life...
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My second mother after Gaga
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A mother gives and these two *serve*
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Fly high, queen! We don't need every moment of our life to be productive. This is all such a recent concept (time as a valuable unit) and we can still turn the tide.
Do what's fun and not always what's going to lead you somewhere!
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The oligarchs of course. I'm glad Americans are slowly realizing their democracy has always been a farce.
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If these two were my sugar daddies, I'd snatch the money and get me some good D from elsewhere cuz y'all please wake up: neither of these two had your interests in mind!
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I agree, but aren't you from a noble family or something? Doesn't saying this stuff out loud on the internet risk your standing?
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Watch him be squirting just at the thought of a child being somewhere in his proximity. Being a Catholic cleric means also being a pedo. You don't reach these high positions just from being "good."
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Pa-pa πΌπ¦
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For what it's worth, I actually had a gender reassignment party at school. So maybe close enough!
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Yes, ma'am, and sorry for overstepping π«‘
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Back in my day, we wouldn't have the avenue available to us to even think about leaving a mean comment. We would say it to ourselves, maybe to a friend, chuckle together if it happened to be funny and that's that. The person wouldn't find out!
Kids these days gotta make every thought know smh
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No, motherina, I need it for the DP planned in a month with people I've been meaning to mate with for months. But that's life: you don't get the time for things unless you *make* time!
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Girl, this is brave of you to say when the women would've received a Salem Witch Trial in the 90s if they had spoken up. I have no sympathies for the "victims" of the MeToo movement.
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Thanks for your kindhearted and personal tips! I'll take note of your suggestions and only get me washed up and perfumed. I hope his hands aren't big puffs and that he is gentle. The D gotta be big tho cuz I need some stretching ...
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god bless