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Decided to turn some spring onions into caramelised onion salt. I now have a container of brown powder that tastes of caramelised onions. And also my flat smells of onions.

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind - 2025.

*deep breath* Okay, bluesky. It's been a tough weekend for the whole damn world, even me. I performed 6 hours of fiddle this weekend and it's only been 12 days since surgery. I'm gonna need y'all to remember the Rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...

Your Dad Rock compilation tape is not appropriate for a military parade.

I just saw footage from the 'Parade'. I have literally seen more impressive Scout Jamborees.

Let’s go, Burbank!

What is the EHRC hiding? We submitted a FOI request to the EHRC asking for their emails with Sex Matters, or Maya Forstater, including emails Akua Reindorf has had with them, stretching back to 2021. They’ve admitted they hold the information. 1/4

HIGH SCORE

Meritocracies! 🧐

Made a batch of Black Blood of the Earth Cold Brew Coffee. Light can not escape it.

Uh…yeah. “Fox in the Fedora.” That guy does an EERILY perfect imitation of me. Which is weird ‘cuz it’s totally not me. A guy doing an impersonation. Yes.

War is bad.

Yeah, this explains a lot.

Lunch

Ten year anniversary of “Slice of Life”. I remain proud of my contributions. I vividly recall sitting in my tiny Brum flat on a four hour Skype call with Larson during the planning phase, giving fandom insight. I remember providing feedback on the first draft. I remember watching it air. Joy. :-)

Fuck ICE and anyone who supports them!

🐐🥎

These airstrikes on sites in Iran are entirely justified by Benjamin Netanyahu determining a high risk of being arrested on corruption charges.

Anyone who thinks LA is full of socialists has never taken a meeting at a studio

:) #baking #legend

What is the furthest from a shop you've seen a shopping trolly in use, and what was inside it?

If there is one thing I've learned from decades of consuming popular culture, it is that there are no downsides to ugly breakups with artists. It's not like you will be the antagonist in their next song, novel, poem, painting, or political manifesto.

Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry. As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

The Sloppy Jacque. A cross between a Sloppy Joe and a Croque-Monsieur

The WWDC presenters can't wait for the three hundred people who are still using the Vision Pro to see these features.

NO. APPLE NO. DO NOT TRUST AI TO TELL YOU WHERE TO GO IN THE WILDERNESS. YOU WILL DIE. BEARS AND VULTURES WILL EAT YOUR DEHYDRATED REMAINS.

Have you seen two terrible people fighting online? You have? I've got a song for you.

Doomscrolling break. A hedgehog bimbling about doing hedgehoggy things.

I have a sad. They have formally announced that the MuppetVision 3D Theatre is going to be closed and demolished.

This wolf is how I imagine how furries sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxoN...

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.

It always a good time to watch this video again and remember the solidarity between the UK coal miners and LGBT activist groups ❤️

Why doesn't North America have crumpets as a breakfast staple?

I think a lot of people have taken the wrong idea from Natasha Lyonne saying David Lynch supported her use of Generative AI. She's actually trailing her company's new product, Dead Celebrity Endorsements. You can get a post-mortem endorsement ranging from Angela Lansbury to Pope Francis!

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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--