jerc.bsky.social
Real human with interests that is working on sharing less IRL info in this social media go round.
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The good news is that this means you are super famous in a way that generates this random work but not money for yo- wait… 🤦😢
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Darren: Hey you guys could go see this (insert pic).
Parents: Oh heck yeah!
Is this not how it went???
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I wonder how many teams will employ armed security.
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Monorail!
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It’s really a shame you can’t end the review with “it’s a decent movie. It’s a shame their publicist is such a jerk.”
Or “Review pending as Empire was not offered the opportunity to view a screening of this film.” Which is both factual and damning.
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They should nationalize his space program along with his other companies.
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My brain just cast you in an elaborate cat burglar like short going to Mission Impossible like lengths to stealth sign some books. Cut to the friendly bookstore staff saying “Bye John! Have a nice day!” as you walk out.
Please thank me in your Oscar speech. 😉
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Idk what the term is but we need something like illiteracy for people who can like, read words but whose ability to interpret facts and context has been completely destroyed by the internet
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Nationalizing all his companies would be a much better strategy.
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In my feed this came right before this: 🙂
bsky.app/profile/sama...
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Zoomies! 🙂
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Keeping masks on hand if you aren’t already doing so is likely a good plan too.