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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
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I did on my way home. Feisty lil' fella. I stopped and got a 64oz. growler of corn lager because I earned it.
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They’re from Southeast Asia, and are regularly collected as food. They are considered a delicacy in Thailand, but I don’t understand why, as I imagine it would taste rubbery.
Rating: 10/10 to inflate its ego
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They spend a significant portion of the year underground, which is why hipsters really like them.
Unlike most frogs, they don’t have teeth. This is because their diet is very soft, consisting of ants and termites. They’re basically little gushers.
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TELL HIM I LOVE HIM!!!
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I gotten so tired of having this conversation (especially with coworkers who only get news from Rogan vs. me, who reads lots of foreign news). If anyone asks anymore, I just say I'm directionally leftist. Most people don't know what to make of that and actually ask genuine questions in response.
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It also likes to swim to the ocean surface and sunbathe, floating sideways. This poses a risk to boats, as their captain may laugh uncontrollably at it and crash.
Rating: 5/10 for incomplete work
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Because it is essentially the front half of a pantomime fish costume, it swims very clumsily and slowly as it searches for food like small fish and squid. Honestly, if you get caught by this thing, you never had a chance.
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This indicates they are better at communicating than most humans.
Their young even return to the parents territory on occasion. Jesus, these things are better people than most people.
Rating: 9/10 for out foxing the foxes
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Whoever keeps naming these things needs to go back to school, which they probably call a “teacher house.”
While it only resembles a fox, it 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 eat crabs during the wet season in South America. They are monogamous and patrol territory in pairs, calling out to each other over long distances.
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The first death is always natural. But the second and third are orchestrated to maintain the phenomenon. And yes, there are viewer polls.
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TELL HER I LOVE HER!!!
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Oh! Can one of the side quests be mini golf?!
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Woah woah woah... let's start with a collaboration and see where that leads.
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Basically.
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Chicks are born with small claws on their wings which they can use to climb back up to their nest if they fall. This feels like cheating, but they need the help, since they suck at flying.
Rating: 4/10 for not knowing how to bird
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Part of the reason why is because, unlike any other bird, it eats leaves and digests them in a manner similar to ungulates like cows and goats. It’s also reported to smell (and taste) very bad, and that certainly isn’t helping its social standing.
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The run around eating small bugs and hanging out in urban areas.
When they reproduce, females lay only one or two eggs, which are hidden until they hatch. Once the babies hatch, they are independent. As a parent, this makes me incredibly jealous.
Rating: 8/10 for proving size isn’t everything