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AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!! Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him. (jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
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This indicates they are better at communicating than most humans. Their young even return to the parents territory on occasion. Jesus, these things are better people than most people. Rating: 9/10 for out foxing the foxes
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Whoever keeps naming these things needs to go back to school, which they probably call a “teacher house.” While it only resembles a fox, it 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 eat crabs during the wet season in South America. They are monogamous and patrol territory in pairs, calling out to each other over long distances.
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The first death is always natural. But the second and third are orchestrated to maintain the phenomenon. And yes, there are viewer polls.
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TELL HER I LOVE HER!!!
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Oh! Can one of the side quests be mini golf?!
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Woah woah woah... let's start with a collaboration and see where that leads.
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Basically.
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Chicks are born with small claws on their wings which they can use to climb back up to their nest if they fall. This feels like cheating, but they need the help, since they suck at flying. Rating: 4/10 for not knowing how to bird
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Part of the reason why is because, unlike any other bird, it eats leaves and digests them in a manner similar to ungulates like cows and goats. It’s also reported to smell (and taste) very bad, and that certainly isn’t helping its social standing.
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The run around eating small bugs and hanging out in urban areas. When they reproduce, females lay only one or two eggs, which are hidden until they hatch. Once the babies hatch, they are independent. As a parent, this makes me incredibly jealous. Rating: 8/10 for proving size isn’t everything
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This gecko only grows to a length of about 4cm, or 1.5in. That’s small enough to fit inside a sedan! Probably other, much smaller things, too. They are from the South Eastern region of Africa, and though they could be like little Joe Pescis, they are chill.
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See, I thought you were joking because you said it flew over your head, so I didn't take you seriously, lol.
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And here I was, thinking you were unflappable.