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AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!! Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him. (jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
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Good morning from Jimmy Jim James and his hat/companion/snack

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jiminy's animal reviews: This is a bearded vulture, also known as a bone vulture (Gypaetus barbatus). No, that’s not because it 𝘧𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴, but because it eats bones. Like, whole bones. Just comes in after all the other scavengers and swallows them or crushes them by dropping them from the air. 🧵

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Our friend the Large-crested Toad lives in Guatemala and southern Mexico! They are a rare species known for the crests on their head, but like other members of genus Incilius they have tiny little golden toes! (photo by Chris Gruenwald Herp.mx)

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Today's new friend: this big-headed ground beetle (Scarites subterraneus).

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I am severely in love with how the trump/musk manly-man fans are trying this “people aren’t used to seeing how masculine men argue” thing. yes bros that’s right. being a messy bitch online, that’s real alpha behavior. if Achilles were alive today he’d be in Hector’s mentions on social fucking media

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Maybe he could try greasing the wheels a bit.

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Hello, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by Target! ⁽ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉʷ ²⁰²⁵ ᵖʳⁱᵈᵉ ᵐᵉʳᶜʰ⁾

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"Based Bad Bunny Buoys Beleaguered Bufonidae"

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breaking up is hard to do unless you're a spacex rocket

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jiminy's animal reviews: This glittery nightmare fuel is known as a Bobbit worm (𝘌𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘴), which lives in warm ocean waters. There, it burrows itself into the ocean floor and waits to ambush passing prey. It can grow up to ten feet long, but only when it’s not cold. 🧵

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they better let me keep one leg out when they cryogenically freeze me or i’ll never be able to sleep

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This is Tom and this is his house

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Hello, and welcome to Bluesky! Today's episode is sponsored by Hobby Lobby. This weekend only, spend one hundred dollars or more and get a free stolen artifact!

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Well, how can you be mad at this?

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jiminy's animal reviews: This is the numbat, and though it looks like an animal that changed majors from zebra to badger halfway through college, it is actually a marsupial from Australia. (1/3)

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Hey everyone. Snarfles says hello.

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"Computer, make me a kid-friendly, anime version of Starship Troopers." Funny how they never mention having AI do a CEO's job.

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Hey everyone. Snarfles says hello.

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Jesus was into fast cars and loose women. It's in the Bible. Look it up.

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I've tried, and I can not find any law that expressly forbids training crows to follow elected officials around like omens of death.

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There’s a puka shell necklace in my closet that talks to me like the Green Goblin mask

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Vanilla ice implies the existence of bdsm ice

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Hey, we couldn't help but notice you from across the bar, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.

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We apologize for the recent behavior of the gorillas. Our sign language expert is going through a divorce.

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Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by the FAA. Your flight is in God's hands now.

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The road to hell is paved That's good enough for ne

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"Don't worry. We're gonna stall the prosecution for thirty days. Then the trial will expire." -Me, as a lawyer

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Once I get this cortisone cream on it's gonna be all over for you itches.

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I can't wait until Fortnite runs out of anyone better, and I finally get a skin.

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Making five cheese ravioli with four cheese pasta sauce and nobody can stop me.

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