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Sticking with the assumption that Osimhen is unattainable + Gyokeres twerking for Arsenal. It’s got to be worth having a look at Vlahovic. Had a bit of a fall from grace but surely at his core there is still an onion bagsman there. 1 year left on his deal, 25 years old. With Mbeumo + Cunha behind 🤷‍♂️

I’ve got an mboner

The Garnacho thing just feels uniquely United. Years of creating awful environments where mediocrity is rewarded and failure goes unpunished. He’s a young, talented lad, but he’s also a bellend. The only question mark is what percentage of him being a bellend is him or the club. Either way, see ya.

Mason Mount

Donald love

Rojo - Dosser who can’t make toast Romero- people pretended he was better than he was Pogba - the single biggest waste of talent ever Cavani -fit for Uruguay but tummy ache for United, 10yrs too late. Herrera - wanted £200k a week to be the Spanish Scott Parker.

“Hugo Ekitike”

Always said Gyokeres was a useless donkey, Swedish Michael chopra, penalty merchant shithouse who knows absolutely nothing about the art of true onion baggery. Give me <*insert another player here I haven’t seen play from another shit league*> over him any day!

Of course he “could” be right. But what’s the alternative? A distinct lack of strikers out there who have any body of work that represents a guarantee of goals. You’d have to hedge that, a bloke who’s worked for the manager, and scored nearly a goal a game in the system we play, might have a chance.

Hit and hope ball from midfield it is…

The sadist in me would quite like a team full of absolute nutters

Really wish mbuemo was French like I ignorantly thought he was this entire time