jonathankoren.bsky.social
Rural midwestern Silicon Valley techie.
https://robotmonkeys.net
https://sfba.social/@jonathankoren
(Psst. Intellectual property is theft.)
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Okay. You’re not a serious person.
Goodbye
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If I was Taiwan, I’d be trying to get a nuke.
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Xi has his own timeline. They’ve literally built the invasion barges. They’re just waiting until the have the training and the material.
It won’t necessarily happen this year, but it will in the next four.
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Oh fuck you, you god damn collaborator.
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I was in Illinois then. I voted for him for senate. It was the motivating factor him winning the primary for senate. Every other candidate backed it.
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I’ll pay up to 100 people in the Santa Monica area and go and disrupt the shit of that gathering Act Up style.
I want him leaving in tears, knowing he is hated.
I’m serious. I use Venmo and Zelle. Please boost. DM for deetz
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Grow a spine or resign you worthless shit.
You voted for these nominees.
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But a canadiano is a thing. I had one in Whistler. It’s a latte with maple syrup. It’s really good!
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Goon is fun
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Oh shut up bootlicking shit.
The Democratic Party is so worthless.
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I wonder if this means the return of original JD Vance
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Mix in the fact that you centered on Christianity rather than literally any other religion is also telling. I doubt you place the same validity on Wicca
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Fear not. You are not forsaken, for there was nothing to forsake you
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If it’s that obvious you should have no trouble. Yet, your silence tells me that deep down, you too realize that a virgin birth is laughable, and the resurrection reads like a Sasquatch report. And if you never thought about it, the emptiness of all your prayers that went unanswered still hurts.
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I’m glad we’ve forgotten this rerun.
Fire up the Resistance grift machines! May a thousand podcasts save America! (Brought to you by Squarespace)
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How so? Because one is culturally acceptable and the others aren’t?
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It’s not just that. It’s also just dipshit. It’s no different from magic crystals, ouija boards, homeopathic medicine, or believing professional wrestling is real.
It’s jaw dropping stupid. It’s grown adults saying they’re invisible unicorn friend is really really. It deserves ridicule.
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Someone write Jesus’s Two Dads
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If you Google the bogeyman three times, DoorDash delivers him to your house.
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That’s not the point. I recommend edibles
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#goals
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He still isn’t!
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Alas… they remain cowards and won’t give the people what they want.
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I’m pretty sure The Guardian has confused their TikTok FYP for “the media”, because everything I’ve seen has them climbing all over themselves to say he is absolutely terrible and no sane person would empathize with him.
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It’s sad how plausible this take is.
Not so much in that Musk was ever interested in doing the work, but more that he’s terminally online and fancies himself an “ideas man” (which just means he read someone’s Twitter thread) with a giant checkbook.
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Technically it’s a different Garak, and pointedly not Bashir. Doctor Garak wasn’t always a doctor, you know. Hacking systems is just a thing he does. You know, like forging Cardassisn data rods.
Too bad they didn’t make Staments and Culber straight.
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Also, it’s not as if there will ever be that wide of gap between the president and vice president. Even if there was, it doesn’t matter because of institutional inertia.
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Truman would disagree.
Like all large organizations, the loss of any single individual, including the actual leader, doesn’t really matter in the short or medium term. Institutional inertia carries on. That is enough time for any sudden president to find their footing.
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What’s really wild is that today the GOP are openly embracing musk as a party and government leader
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VPs never mattered. Warm bucket of piss and all that.
Also, he can’t casually drop a quarter of billion dollars. He’s got to pay to play this game.
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You had me at “semicolon”
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Trashcans destroy the character of the neighborhood!
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They’re embracing it.
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Watch this “moderate” position be something like, “Couldn’t the Palestinians just leave? So this person from New York can take their house without a lot of trouble?”
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TrialS they’re brining federal charges too to try to get a conviction, and perhaps more importantly a death sentence.
They hate us.
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This is gaslighting. I’ve seen the media. That’s not what they’re doing bro
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Every day we face challenges that the Founders could not have dreamed.
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They love him because he violates the law and norms with impunity
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A lot of people not knowing what a protagonist is in these comments