Profile avatar
julze.bsky.social
I rise from the murky depths near Innsmouth to conquer Carthage. And wear a remote on my head. Public Health nerd. In a parasocial relationship with an internet cat and Marc Andre Fleury. She/Her
759 posts 99 followers 341 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Fundraiser + Jamie Loftus + Chuck Tingle??? yayayayayayay! 🌭 🎉 🧊 🚫

My fiscal year ends June 30th.

What are we doing to stay cool this summer? Personally, NO ice for US!

... They rebooted "Walker, Texas Ranger?" Why?

Now Watching: Minecraft I might live skeet it, might not. Let's see what all this is about. (Fun fact: I've spent about $60 buying Minecraft for different devices over the years which is both too much and also sounds about right. I effing love Minecraft.)

I'm just gonna say it: if this is about his stance on RFK and people derisively calling him a former heroin addict, this is a massive mischaracterization of his stance. The problem with RFK is not that he's a former addict. Lots of former addicts are good people. The problem is he's an asshole.

I know that ponytail!

If you feel personally victimized by accurate representations of historical facts then you are a loser and you deserve to feel bad

Spelling it "Disnay" for the rest of my life. Amazing.

Back when I was taking part in the daily ICE protest, my sign said "The Backstreet Boys's first album is older than ICE and more culturally relevant." Still holds true. Also you do you but I wouldn't use that eyeshadow.

What's your favorite movie that came out the year you were born? Mine, so far, is All of Me. It's a classic.

Sometimes when I see parents struggling with their kids I just want to tell them "Hey, I know this is hard but I was a terrible child with terrible behavior and now I'm a happily married adult with a Master's degree and a good job. It'll be ok, I promise." Moms: it'll be ok, I promise.

I made this and now you can all use it.

What's the difference between a hot take and a carefully considered but not fully researched observation? Because I have a carefully considered but not fully researched observation.

"Hi! It looks like you're reading a non-fiction book about a health topic from the turn of the century! Someone from public health is featured. Are they: A) a true progressive pioneer of their field? B) beholden to corporate interests? C) a eugenicist? D) somehow all of the above?"