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I'm your local yokel in the pickup truck. I do automotive news and comedy (weird, I know, I get that a lot). It's all true, but might be dumb as hell.
I'm a semi-pro rodeo clown, and this *definitely not* my first rodeo.
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I just waded through the cess that is X (THANKS FOR THAT), and I can find no proof that this is real.
Please investigate before reposting, JFC.
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New Torreador VTM PC inbound
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Flying dark for domestic police operations? Sure that's all good news and totally not international intellgience assets.
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Guilty as charged and I get what I get. Let's get on with it
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Sure ain't, not for use on public roads, at least. Thank your local representative and whatever trade org paid them off.
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I'm pretty sure the *two* straight armed salutes are EXACTLY what they looked like.
Next she'll tell me the fire alarm needs extra context.
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I'm not *sure* I want the potion, I think I'd rather die. 12/10, excellent artistry
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Reality is a parody of satire at this point.
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I cannot imagine a worse own-goal.
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Every time you Turing Test a supposed AI, you are celebrating pride.
I don't make the rules, I just throw glitter bombs on them.
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In case I am too drunk for cogency, this was all positive. I love the lines on that car.
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You don't need to apologize for a thing. Sending well wishes on an otherwise absolutely shitty Sunday.
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STUPID fine. Crazy hot.
I want to find the designer and pay them a subtle compliment that scratches every itch in their secret heart.
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I can't exactly explain why this brings me joy. This is the definitely the *weirdest* Norman Rockwell painting.
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Love to see that motorcyclists are ON IT.
"hell brother I was planning on getting chased by cops tonight anyway"
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Not the elder thing I was expecting from beyond time and space. But I've hyuked around, and now it's time I found out.
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Dummy fine.
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Took me a second, but then I was like:
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I lolled XD
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You're telling me the prophet of drenching the galaxy in unquenchable fire is the *baddie?*
Also I can't hardly tell has this could apply to the 21st century at the cusp of generalized artificial intelligence. I assume the Butlerian Jihad was led by someone named Jeeves with an adorably posh accent
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*Kind of* evil?
Damn I guess moderately evil to the New Yorker is Mephistopheles himself rising cackling from hell
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I must eat at the wrong WH, it's not a place of peace
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that just means the hex worked
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Actual construction worker technique. Throw it on the ground til it busts in half. Curb it, then stomp on the midsection, if that doesn't work.
Then, IDK, do whatever you do with 2-3 reasonable size pieces of wood. I would burn them, but I'm from the southside, laws are all suggestions to me.
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Judging by the crusader cross tattoo, he couldn't pass the background check at Planet Fitness, so naturally, he now leads the Defense Department.
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I think the "engine chill" stage may have been... aspirational?
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handburgers on the value menu.
Love the thank you sign off, too.
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Stellantis Engineer #1: I know what will reverse our 70% YoY drop in profits!
Stellantis Engineer #2: More reliable drive trains?
Stellantis Engineer #1: No, even BETTER!
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Core memory: On a World of Warcraft server, there was some guy who spammed the Trade channel. He must have had a macro apiece with a sentence per key, and he just spammed Spock x Kirk erotica *all day long*.
Wildest part, I don't know if he ever spammed the same story twice. Vivid and varied.
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The hype is *real*
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My kind of town.
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Only if you pay them what, $8,000 for their shitty self-driving feature? LOL no thanx
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Observation: X makes you MUCH more fun, more in tune and connected to people. That's thousand yard stare is ketamine if ever I seen one, all glassy eyed and disassociated.
Or so I heard... on the internet?
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Meanwhile, the political consultants:
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Huh, wonder what's coming up on their specialized submarine detection radar right there where the undersea assets are? I'm sure just routine training.
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I looked it up for some reason, the land-speed record in 1907 was 136mph and set by noted aircraft designer Glen Curtiss *personally* on a bicycle with V8 mounted on it.
If you don't worry about survivability, you can get REAL FAST on a light vehicle.
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Love the truckling, but goddamn, Harbor Freight is such a cursed limnal space.
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Came for the Pride, stayed for the kittens and beer. 12/10
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They sure do! That's a BMW CE 02 electric motorcycle.
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I was working at a shelter, and we were getting folks cold weather gear (brutal winters here). One guy was waiting to see a matching set, he didn't want to just survive, he wanted to survive *in fashion.* That stuck with me.
(Better believe I found him a match set in the bin, our guy was stylin')
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Naw I want this but like that Gordon Ramsey show where he coaches the kids and is just effusively kind and encouraging to them, convincing them that they're great and can apply that talent to whatever they set their minds to.
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Aw no he's using non-OSHA-compliant ladders!
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Bill cuts EV subsidies and the all-important (to Tesla's profitability) carbon credit trading market.
Only reason Tesla is even not in the red last year was the carbon credit offsets.
I guess he just climbed out of the K-dimension and realized his gov't subsidy gravy train is about to derail?