kevinsciretta.bsky.social
Writer - Improviser - Voice Actor
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It would have been less humiliating if voters had just placed Anthony Weiner in a small boat and pushed him toward New Jersey.
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No lie here. Those things were dragged to hell and back when I was a kid. Miraclous comeback.
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Poetry.
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An incredible, avoidable and historic miscalculation by a guy who never could take a hint.
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This is how I find out? Honestly, no notes.
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Knicks for a reasonable fee I will call all these people again for you using fun accents.
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And not even a voice modulator or a different person from the office. I mean it's Leon Rose on the phone in a full British Dandy going "Good day sir it is I Nicholas Q. Knickerbocker WITH AN INVIGORATING PROPOSITION."
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Watch Grappler Baki and wow yourself by picking up the treadmill and choking it into submission.
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Lincoln was really a step away from introducing fellow staff members Rocky Mountains and Beth S. DeMaryland.
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Save the day, Jewel-Osco Signature Select Chocolate Chip Cookies.
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Update: I've been punished for my hubris that was fucking horrid.
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a long walk by the river 017
🌸 corruptedgem.bigcartel.com 🌸
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Who's the artist? Be honest.
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Don't disappoint kids. Disappoint yourself.
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There's a version of me somewhere that went full BING BONG halfway thru the home elimination of the Celtics that is sitting on curb in a Latrell Sprewell jersey, nursing a Rolling Rock and a case of heartburn that could melt through iron.
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"Kevin, why don't you know how to drive?"
Well.
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@corruptedgem.bsky.social play ball as they say. batter up, if you will.
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The who's what now.
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Full-fledged spelling bee Malice at the Palace don't you ever disrespect me with a bullshit word like "milliliters" you son of a bitch.
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If I got "milliliters" in a spelling bee I'd jump down off the stage and punch the judge.
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Christ look at "milliliters" what a nightmare of letters. That word is ridiculous.
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