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And Cuomo fell to the second day of the draft this shit is EMBARASSING.

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Amongst everything else in NYC last night Anthony Weiner ran for City Council and voters rejected him so thoroughly I don't think he legally lives in New York anymore.

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Anchovies.

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Weeping into my $16 Flat White while staring at the Cuomo-Adams-Silwa ballot I made using a Ghibli AI that I'll never get to use. Why. Why would the poors do this to me and my friends.

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Really enjoying Brad Lander using his concession speech to basically say "AND ANOTHER THING...". Hateration and holleration we can all approve of.

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An absolutely brutal result tonight for New Yorkers who fucking hate New York.

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The last point made here is my battle flag.

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In my mind the Knicks have stopped calling potential coaches so they can wait a week and call the same people again while disguising their voice.

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Melting shredded mozzarella over tortilla chips in defiance of all known knowledge or morality.

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We really might get GTA6 before the Knicks get a head coach.

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For Father's Day I gave myself the gift of writing something, reading it back and going "boy oh boy I fucking hate this".

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I should get more into MLS soccer because every time I see anything about the fans they're in loudly telling the worst people in the world to go fuck themselves.

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Can concert posters trigger an existential crisis? Sure why not. Concert news, helpful tips, and a look into what binds us to the fabric of this reality. Read and enjoy and tell no one. The SWC Staff.

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I don't like that I was right to keep my distance from the Knicks during this Abbreviated Renaissance. I don't! But I am happy that I remembered the innate James Dolan-ness of all things at MSG.

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Knicks have reached the "Sideshow Bob In A Field of Rakes" portion of the coaching search, I see.

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Allow me to offer you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shut the fuck up.

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Brought home doughnuts and cut them into pieces to give the house that authentic in-office experience so important for the connection the culture.

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In this week’s Early Edition, a discussion with a barista at Rune Mug on the 44th floor of the Ward’s tallest building that in many ways seems to come from nowhere. Read and enjoy for free and tell no one. - The SWC Staff

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The Tonys and the NBA Finals are tonight this is my Ozai's Comet.

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I jumped out of my chair and said YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT when Cole Escola won.

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Outside of the Cubs, Chicago teams are uniquely unequipped for the moment and the fanbase that awaits them.

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Our Farmers Market markets somewhere in time this weekend. Find out about it's ownership succession practices here, and then tell no one. - SWC Staff

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Used "milliliters" correctly in a sentence where's MY 3 hour unflinching yet ultimately celebratory biopic?

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In which the line of succession for The Farmers Market turns back on itself through a bracing and welcome moment of self-awareness. Read and enjoy and tell no one. The SWC Staff

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Finally got to read @drewmagary.bsky.social's "The Night The Lights Went Out" and it's excellent.

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