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Having a sex drive was fun but honestly it's a lot more fun not really having one anymore

"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

Next up: the surviving member of the Monkees and the 3 surviving members of Devo

Taking a big hit of DMT while listening to In My Room

Radiant Radish reboot is now up for grabs

youtu.be/54Wp0zusdNw?...

I mean c'mon, Mike Love was right there. This isn't right.

Brian Wilson was never supposed to die, this must be some kind of mistake

Fell asleep super early tonight and now I'm wide awake but if I start replying to friends' texts at 2 am somehow I'll be the weird one

I've decided that at this point in the day putting on a shirt will do more harm than good. My visit to Safeway later this evening should be a unique one.

Hi yes I’m worried about the property destruction of two vehicles paid for by tax payers while the planet is set on fire by capitalists. No I can’t tie my shoes

Gott damn it's hot here today, 94 outside and I live in a poorly insulated Victorian era house. Been sitting on the porch smoking cigs with my neighbor who's an Alaskan fishing boat guy and who thinks I'm being a massive wuss

If you think it is NEVER OK to throw a brick at a cop car, I don’t know if we can be tight friends or not.

Never realized before how much Alicia Keys looks like Poison Ivy from the Cramps in this video. If only Jay-Z had dressed like Lux Interior youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE?...

something to look forward to today

Started new OCD meds and I'm not sure I like not being obsessed with the dumbest shit

Safeway showing solidarity

Living an average life

There is no good reason texas should be shaped like that

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel