kirp.bsky.social
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I'm still coughing today because of that same tear gas (that the city *swears* it didn't deploy) from last night
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Cakron
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The "fast food" part makes me think this is a troll
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If this means I'll stop getting endless fundraising emails from Hogg I'm all for it
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Being horny was way more trouble than it was worth. RFK Jr needs to pump the country's water supply full of saltpeter stat
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I'm a strong swimmer and it felt like I was being sucked under by mysterious forces. Even the dog that was in our boat seemed to be miserable
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20 years ago my friends and I got a lil rowdy in a canoe on the lake and tipped it over. I cannot overemphasize how gross that water felt, even on a hot summer day
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Maybe not at this exact moment but I've done it before and cannot recommend doing it strongly enough
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I'd be cool if he didn't
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You’re at a protest and saw someone do something that you don’t approve of, that might get them in trouble with the cops? No you didn’t. Mind your business.
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I only recently started believing in God and this better not make me reconsider
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They don't really count as juice though, more like a perfectly flavored yogurt drink
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I love mangos but mango juice tastes like nothing but sugar and thin pulp, we're on the same page here
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RIP Scoob
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Yeah weird programming, but Carpenter killed it so hard that when he was done playing and AT was still going we decided the night couldn't be topped
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I skipped out on watching Aphex Twin at a music festival in order to catch Carpenter's set and I've never regretted anything less
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Cookie sheet in the oven works better imo
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Everyone there will get to admire the stick n pokes on my torso
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Yeah they were his bosses and from what i remember pretty much demanded he do it
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Equally disturbing is the Go-Go's tape, where they're zooted out of their heads and goad one of their roadies to jack off for them
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I've seen some of the Chuck Berry tapes. Very unpleasant.
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A few years after 9/11 I brought an 8 ball of heroin through TSA security. What a joke lol
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Michael Bay has the opportunity to make the funniest movie ever
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I'm from Texas, everyone's a/c works there. And I'm not wearing a shirt, fuck it
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My favorite spots in the ocean are places with a bunch of oil production but also have beaches, like Corpus Christi. Sliding across the top of the water on a petroleum sheen is my right as an American
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He's like a villain from an 80s action movie
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The first time i met him he was making a client repeat the phrase "i will never talk to the police" and I knew I'd found my man
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I walked in on my lawyer making out with his secretary. He was wearing a tie dyed greatful dead shirt. Anyway, great Saul Goodman type attorney who hates cops, if anyone in Austin ever needs a lawyer hit me up
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I keep a bunch of them in my pocket to feed to squirrels when im out walking
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Paris' shirt pic was photoshopped, not sure if they could do that in Marie's day
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Remember when she tried to start a youtube cooking show and wore leather gloves as she was preparing the food