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kirp.bsky.social
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assassins dress like cops bc that’s who’s allowed to murder people in broad daylight

submitted 8 hours ago • 33 comments

And never forget that cops lie to protect their own. Unless you're planning on getting gassed/hit with munitions/arrested, stay a few steps back from the front line.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Be safe today, comrades. Make sure to always have an exit plan. And for the love of God don't let anyone pour milk in your eyes.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

The only king I'll acknowledge

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

What is want to know is why did he stop with only 4 made-up stars on each collar. Why not do 5, or 10? Coward.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Waymo's insurance company appears to be refusing to pay out lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Iran 🇮🇷 has a right to defend itself. ✊🏽

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

When someone doesn't understand they're shitposting can it still be considered a shitpost

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ate some mushrooms and so far nothing. Safeway lied to me.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Looks like I picked the right year to start smoking cigarettes again

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

At least you'll get to tell your grandkids all about World War Three (jk, you and any potential grandkids will be dead from the coming nuclear winter)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dudes Rock

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Having a sex drive was fun but honestly it's a lot more fun not really having one anymore

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

Next up: the surviving member of the Monkees and the 3 surviving members of Devo

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Taking a big hit of DMT while listening to In My Room

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Radiant Radish reboot is now up for grabs

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/54Wp0zusdNw?...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I mean c'mon, Mike Love was right there. This isn't right.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Brian Wilson was never supposed to die, this must be some kind of mistake

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments