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klurt.bsky.social
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I was not expecting that kind of shoe design!
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I didn't see him
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This game solidified my choice to pick Wake as my local rooting interest.
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Enjog
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"Happiness is lickin' spoon" is the world's most obvious euphemism.
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Just put her in your pocket
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Was it a typo and she meant IED?
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Oh no
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I also saw a headline about a sword, engraved with spiritual symbols, was discovered in a river in the Netherlands.
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This is the best thing I've seen this week.
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And furthermore, what in the fucking fuck?
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I see them as Iroh.
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He must be protected at all costs
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I put a calendar reminder for when my registration is up.
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Oh, sorry bud. It was a busy day.
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Well that seems fucked up
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Yeah, last weekend. I think it's a good option if you're on the go.
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Perfectly cromulent breakfast burrito, but I'm not writing home about it
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Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old who's also an idiot.
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Is a wearable a sex thing?
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GET IT
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Lived in North Carolina for 13 years and I have yet to see a tar heel in the wild.
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Let me swap mission impossible with Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and I think that's my list.
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It's going to be recency bias all the way down.
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I know from my wife that they use their phones regularly to call for help with difficult situations in the classroom. This would just make that communication a degree harder.
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Assuming I read it right, that is...
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The bill that is in process right now in NC bans teachers from having them as well. Kids are already not supposed to have them in most schools. The legislature is just overstepping here.
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That's right.
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Ounces are dumb
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Sporpsball is fair game though
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Isn't that what Shark Week is on?
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I could just save the $5 and gas and just play RDR all night instead.
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But if it's F1, then that ruins my anniversary plans for Wednesday.
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Should.... Should I do this tonight? Fam is out of town. And a cheap movie sounds kinda fun. On the flip side, that showing is almost completely sold out and I don't like people...
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RATTFARTZ oh, it's fratz? Fuck it, we ball
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They are delightful. Awful, but delightful.
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Let this fake be a true inspiration in your life
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I think we're already there? And any title his shit-for-brains appointees have is just lost in the noise.