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best friends with the world šŸ›øšŸŒŽšŸ‘½šŸŒµi travel, teach, create, explore. head swimming and girls flag football coach. doctor of education focusing on advanced academics.
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*don’t need advice or explanation on this topic just want to vent* doctor’s appointment told to arrive at 2:30 for a 2:45 appointment, get in a room at 3:40, still no doctor. Please god make it stop.

Every writing teacher seeing no revisions between drafts

This school year has overall SUCKED. Like back to my first years teaching type of suck. But the end of year thank you notes and grad party invites are making me feel a little better about the job I did for my students.

Ok #edusky! I’m an AP Literature teacher, but will be reading for AP Seminar this year! Who will I get to meet in SLC?!

That episode was too short! I wanna hear you and Linda talk it up even more!!

This is the first time in 16 years that I’m moving without my lil buddy Mowgli and I thought I was over it, but I’m definitely in my feelings.

I’ve never seen Severance and don’t know anything about it, but today I’m starting! Don’t spoil this experience for me!

Ok teachers, I’m coming to you with an ask…what do you do for a student who relies on AI for even 1 sentence response? Cries when all tech is shut off and has to do the work? I’ve had conversations, 1:1 tutoring, no IEP or 504. Student is a senior.

Ok @ohitsbigron.bsky.social did I miss the Leaving the Theater drop for Sinners? It’s a perfect movie.

I LOVE being a coach. These are the moments we live for, like winning rivalry week in our first year flag football program! I can’t wait to see these girls and this sport grow in Texas!

Guys I think I’m working like 80 hours a week at minimum this is crazy.

Was supposed to keynote this morning at a state reading conference but was canceled because it appears advocating for teacher autonomy is too controversial. Here’s the presentation furman.box.com/s/to2r5p6xkr...

I say pretty regularly that it worries me that so many of our young teachers grew up under NCLB legislation and have thus very little ability to imagine curricula that is actually, genuinely responsive to the students they teach.

Forgive the click-bait title, but I had to wade into the "Kids can't read" & "Give them books!" discourse. While I 100% agree we should advocate for teaching long-form texts, it's easy to forget that teaching literature well is HARD. #literacies #academicsky trevoraleo.substack.com/p/books-cann...

TRS is such a scam because how have I been contributing for 12 years and all I have is $57k?

Getting scolded for taking days off in a staff meeting is so wrong.

I would love your votes for America’s Favorite Teacher! Everything sucks, so being able win some summer travel money would be amazing. americasfavteacher.org/2025/kolbe-r...

The world is on fire on fire so yes, I am buying myself every little treat I want.

If students use AI because they don’t care, that’s one thing. I can have a conversation about that. If they use it and expect me to think that’s their own work, that really pisses me off.

#booksky run, don't walk to our friends @haymarketbooks.org #antifascist #politics #history #blacksky #bookbundle

What does public education look like under this new (and emboldened in Texas) administration and can I remain a part of it? Question I am asking myself by the minute these days.

Driving to work in snow flurries is so anti-Texas tradition what are we even doing yall?

Everyone wants me to join an exclusive channel for updates and I simply cannot join any channels

I am really sad today because I allowed someone else to make me feel small. To feel as if I’m the one who said something wrong. That disappoints me in me a lot.

I'm starting to think DEI may have been the only reason so many planes stayed in the sky...

Do you think there will ever be a day when the district mandated PD will be beneficial?

Anybody else that he has a lowercase a on his chain? Like.. a .. minor šŸ˜…

"Don't you come in here with your shenans" Me, absolutely about to shenan again:

If I send you this just know im finna whoop yo ass

probably the most mischievous grin ever

Do they also not realize that by setting aside $10k per student that they are admitting to grossly underfunding schools for years?

Do the people voting for ā€œeducation savings accountsā€ aka school vouchers even care that this will wipe out the Teacher Retirement System for Texas teachers? There won’t be any money to pay people who are already retired, and those of us still working will never see a check.

How are people working? Learning? I’m about to drop the Lit course I started ā€œfor funā€ this semester because I don’t have the energy.

Yikes. Should I go off about how scripted curriculum harms students and also how we’re lacking teachers who don’t need a script?

I am really proud of all my students who are participating in Day Without Immigrants today.

Taking a grad-level literature course and doing the same work I give my AP Lit class (high school seniors) is both validating and frustrating.

I would not wish a herniated/bulging disc on my worst enemy.

I no longer have the energy to feel like I am constantly preparing for the week ahead in education. My brain needs rest, it needs nature, it needs calm.

I still wish that I had the ability to remove myself from someone’s close friends list.

As a swim coach, I really am frustrated at societal, religious, and even ill-informed cultural norms that say girls can’t swim/do sport on their menstrual cycles. And that tampons take virginity. It’s just really limiting so many female athletes’ potential.

Also why did I decide that a year and 5 months after writing a whole dissertation and earning a doctorate did I need more grad hours in E flush lit? My class starts tomorrow and ion wanna do it šŸ«