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Museum Exhibition Manager just trying to get away from all the haunted dolls. I also now control at T-33 Shooting Star!!!
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The emoluments clause of the Constitution makes no specific mention of Qatar or the Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet, so it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party is denouncing this incredible gift to our president. by Jonathan Turley

Theranos II baby let’s goooooooo

Also by god, still one of the funniest Obama-era headlines.

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Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now theonion.com/chobani...

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

If you’re in Kansas City today I’m giving a talk about McMansions 5:30pm at the KC Central Library. More info and tickets (which must be purchase in advance) here www.kcdesignweek.org/events/why-a...

what a brilliant and definitely useful technology

Vance seemed eager to get ahead of online theories that he killed the Pope—or something like that—given the timing. In a statement, he said Francis was 'obviously very ill' during their meeting. www.jezebel.com/pope-francis...

Report: 17% Of Easter Egg Hunts End In Child Setting Off Landmine theonion.com/report-...

Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows: Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Here's a link to our Video Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us.

Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation? Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate

“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-a...

Among the thousands of groups affected by the sudden cessation of funds are state arts councils, museums, historic sites, archives, libraries, educators and media outlets in all 50 states.

Real talk: the evaporation of disposable income combined with travel warnings will be a two pronged attack on the tourist industry - We'll see tourist railways & museums run out of money and close -Historic preservation will grind to a halt as resources become too expensive -no time to volunteer

The Rural Development agency provides billions of dollars each year to small towns, farmers and businesses. The money goes toward renovating old hospitals, improving internet service, addressing expensive emergencies and more. (via @kcur.org)

Really hoping RFK jr somehow teams up with Hegseth to mandate the carnivore diet and morning ice bowl face plunges for the military, and the main cause of veteran disability becomes scurvy.

If you are a foreigner, you probably should not visit the U.S., but if you absolutely have to, you should “enter” at a pre-clearance site (like Ireland or Canada) so that you’re denied entry in a place where the U.S. government won’t detain you or confiscate your property.

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

INCREDIBLE Ruling! Judge Reyes just ruled that transgender people have served honorably in the military, judges Trumps trans military ban - which states trans people are inherently dishonorable - as unconstitutional and motivated by animus. Trans military members may continue to serve.

The Department of Justice was created in 1870 with an explicit mission to protect civil rights and enforce the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments. The DOJ went after the Klan hard, securing thousands of indictments and 600+ convictions within the first year alone. How about restoring *that* focus?

they are trying to systematically crack down on all LGBTQ people, trying to erase us all, make us suffer, instill fear in us. any democrat willing to throw us under the bus for “convenience” needs to be disposed of

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

That Lilo and Stitch trailer made me really excited to watch Lilo and Stitch. The best part is, that movie already exists and I can watch it right now at home.

In a shocking turn of events, many of the people who said they wanted "free speech" actually just wanted to be the ones in charge of which speech is free.

Train. Repost if you enjoy trains! 🚂

my biggest conspiracy theory is that paypal is at the center of evil. elon musk, peter thiel, and bryan johnson, that billionaire that consumes his sons blood, all were in early paypal

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Okay this is the single best weaponization of They Live I've seen.