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Fanfic writer and other stuff. https://archiveofourown.org/users/Laparoscopic Don’t Forget Kindness!
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Early this morning, I finally caught up with the Green Heron that has been frequenting Central Park's Pool. I absolutely 💚🤎💚 Green Herons! 🥰🥰🥰 #Herons #CentralPark #birding

Found a baby songbird? Here's a newly updated chart!

This hits hard.

And they accuse liberals of indoctrination!

Rereading the October Daye books and found the perfect quote to help me through what's yet to come: "Hope can be cruel, but giving up is worse." Thanks for that, @seananmcguire.bsky.social.

Remember: transphobes really don't want you to misuse this form. It would be TERRIBLE to them if you did that.

MAGA in a nutshell:

There’s been a murder.

Even "left-leaning" Elon Musk's AI noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fake Christian. I'm so pleased that this came to her attention.

Elon Musk calls people who benefit from federal programs "the parasite class" and Medicare "a Ponzi scheme" while he has sucked more dollars out of our federal government than *anyone* on food stamps, Medicaid, or Medicare--and, unlike most of them, he doesn't pay taxes.

If I could go back in time I would probably ask this of my younger self

Heart to heart • Part 2 (1/2) #MySenpaiIsAnnoying #先輩がうざい後輩の話

Heart to heart • Part 1 (1/2) #MySenpaiIsAnnoying #先輩がうざい後輩の話

I've never seen it so well put before.

From the great satirist Andy Borowitz @borowitzreport.bsky.social ---> What Zuckerberg Fears Most open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

One of my more rebellious beliefs is that I should form my opinions based on data, rather than form my data based on my opinions.

This is how the Republicans slash Medicare without telling us they’re slashing Medicare.

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

The irony is not lost on us.

Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.

If only Christian charity were as easy as accessorizing.

Duck. All my stuff was scrapped too.

I’m convinced. Mandatory daily prostate exams for all presidents until at least 2028.

monday again is it

As fast as I am at lowering my expectations, the trashy Trump family always manages to stay many steps ahead of me.

An oldie but a goodie, one of the first #Murderbot fan art pieces I ever made! A faux pulp novel cover with our favorite construct. Congrats @marthawells.com on the fantastic series debut! Loved every minute of it and cannot wait for more episodes. (I will bide my time between eps by drawing more!)

Every accusation is a confession. That’s an ironclad rule with the GOP. Take it to the bank. They know that Trump is addled and that others like Stephen Miller are actually calling the shots. So they accuse Biden of the same—even though he didn’t even run against Trump. It’s textbook projection.

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.

Trump is giving you cancer so he can give millionaires yachts and hookers.

Just reposting this which I think is the most gorgeous thing I have seen in my career - a critically endangered orange-bellied parrot feeding on a carpet of daisies after an ecological burn. This was the first time they’d had the chance to feed naturally in 15y and was wonderful to witness 😭😭😭🧡🧡🧡🧡

A reminder that the UK just passed a transphobic law recently with the help of JK Rowling. A reminder that even though Rowling wasn't a part of making this game, she still gets money from it because it's her series. Don't support this at all, you're just giving her more money to harm trans people.

Apple Books has ALL of the audiobooks in the Murderbot series by @MarthaWells.com on sale. ⭐️Murderbot is a snarky, ace, agender, autistic, badass who just wants to be left alone so that it can watch it’s favorite videos all day 🌈📚🚀 The audiobooks’ narration by Kevin R. Free is also excellent.

The 80-year recipe stoking America’s Prosperity: 1) Free-market capital investments in brilliant ideas… 2) enabled by Engineering Innovations… 3) based on Science Research in Universities… 4) funded by Grants from the US Government. It’s time more people understood this.

MAKEUP TIP: Match your liquid foundation to you skin tone, not your handbag.

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When will voters ever learn that the GOP is not the fiscally responsible party?

Feels like that the only way to swing this back towards center is to go full Klingon.

Your weekly reminder that the highest court in the country does not agree with Donald Trump and his administration’s actions. “The justices found that the federal government violated the due process rights of detainees.”

Will it take me all week to work on the 1947 photos I took on today's bird photography class/day trip? Yes. Do I already know that this is the greatest fucking photo I've ever taken in my life? ALSO YES. 🤩 #birds

I think they took this from Bea Arthur, talking to Rose Nyland. But it checks out.

Hiiiii cis reviewers! I’m fine to avoid spoilers for Murderbot all by myself but your responsibility is TO GET ITS PRONOUNS RIGHT IN YOUR REVIEWS. Alexander Skarsgård = he/him Murderbot = it/its Okay? Okay. Good talk.

It’s plain for all to see.

This headline works equally well as a literal description and as a metaphor for the Trump regime

This about sums it up.