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Cut my jeans into pieces. These are my brand new jorts.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

If I say, "Wow! Sounds great, pencil me in," you'd better have an eraser.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.

submitted 17 days ago • 72 comments

(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen) Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this

submitted 30 days ago • 16 comments

cribs for adults, I want to be in sleep prison

submitted 163 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 91 comments

Yeah, or nah?

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

how long before trumptydumpty demands an American pope...

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

[world's worst people screaming in perpetual LA traffic inside of burning Cybertrucks] Genie: And for your third wish? Me [holding a dripping ice cream cone]: I need a napkin.

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 76 days ago • 9 comments

This building in Split, Croatia r/brutalism

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

My body: Don't even look at the pit. Me: Why? I can still handle it. My body: LOL! Remember last time? You got your big stomped. Me: Price you pay. My body: Let me put it to you this way, you're at the age where your back goes out more than you do. Me: Wow. Rude.

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

Thou shalt not play thyself

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

This was mostly Christian, Protestant and Catholics mostly, that burned 40,000 to 50,000 mostly Women in Europe. In America, most Women were hung by rope.Christianity has a Hateful past,and today,Women Still suffer under Christian Values.....Utterly Shameful.

submitted 87 days ago • 19 comments

Listening to the news in the United States.

submitted 98 days ago • 13 comments

🎶🎶 No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holla at me🎶🎶🎶

submitted 96 days ago • 25 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 102 days ago • 1568 comments

BREAKING: france wants their statue back

submitted 111 days ago • 17 comments

“What do you want? I’m very busy.” “Afternoon, ma’am, my name is-“ “Who is it, Mom?” “No one, go finish your homework.”

submitted 114 days ago • 6 comments

[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

submitted 123 days ago • 52 comments

Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.

submitted 130 days ago • 5 comments

attn America:

submitted 133 days ago • 19 comments