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If trans girls cant get pregnant then how do you explain this pic of me right after giving birth to the antichrist?

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Getting ffs and breast implants will not change me! I'm just going to make some tiny adjustments. I'll stop doing porn and being an unhinged performance artist and of course become apolitical, unempathetic, and speak in a soft condescending voice at all times so i can become famous.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My insurance company was trying to deny my ffs but i fought them and threatened litigation and just got word im approved for surgery tomorrow. Im so excited! ✨✨✨✨

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Uhhhhh ummmmm def not this!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Got fucked last night while Boogie Nights was playing in the background. Going to have to give it 5 stars.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Why is it always "hello kitty" and never "how is kitty doing?"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone want to be in a spider league? It's a group chat where we share and compare spiders we find. Im stealing this idea from Tim Robinson. You can find more about it online. Im dead serious.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Im one week away from ffs and had a dream last night that i was in an intense bdsm relationship with my plastic surgeon. Im going to pretend the operation is just a play session now.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

do u fw girls who mask being insane with silliness

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

I miss having a drug problem

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

When the breakup message hurts but also comes with a lil compliment 😎 (crying behind the glasses)

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Just got broke up with ughhh. I keep getting broke up with by the coolest ppl over the weirdest things. Im the queen of fumbling hotties.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Saving my feet for marriage

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I think the main reason it was hard for me to come out as bi when i was younger was because the only bi person i knew of was Andy Dick.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Going to use this as my before photo for ffs. Will take the same pic in 3 months so i can show everyone the results.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My punk dude neighbor fucking hates me lol

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

To everyone I've ever given cigarettes, weed, or coke to: That actually wasnt free. It was a loan. Im going to need it back with interest immediately. Thank you.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Looking back on a life of love and fun and artistic fulfillment and getting fomo about how much better it could have been if only i was more active in discord groups.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Keeping a list of everyone that didnt want to date me before i got ffs and then letting them fuck me anyway because i'm very forgiving. Im basically slutty jesus.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Brb gonna go be bored for a while

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I started streaming god help us all. So now im a mid porn girl, a wannabe clown, a meh noise musician, a lazy writer, an amateur filmmaker, and a twitch streamer. A real adhd jack of all trades.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Goooood niiiiight. I think ive finally reached a point where this song isnt my anthem anymore. Still an absolute bop tho. youtu.be/gUR7dPznT0o?...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

(Dropping off my gf earlier) Me: "Gn you annoying cunt 😘" Her: "🙄 Gn you stupid bitch" 🥰

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I love that my gf cant tell when im about to become putty in her arms or start biting and slapping and talking shit. Gotta keep these toppy bitches on their toes so they dont get too cocky hehe.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Hell yeah 😎

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Me and all my homies are simps. We fucking love longing.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

2 weeks until i get to wake up with a new face and boobs. It feels surreal. I never thought this would be a possibility for me.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I dont need to know if you're a top or a bottom. I need to know which one of us is "Tom" and which one is "Jerry."

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

It's straight up criminal that I haven't been railed in so long

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The person who wrote the movie "Secretary" must have been so horny.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I desperately need to go to nyc to visit a rope top girl i met on feeld who introduced me to the Theater of Cruelty and said to me "i see you're into primal play. Thats not my thing but trust me, you'll feel like you lost" 🥵

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Asking a hot guy that's flirting with me if he has played with dolls before lol

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Having a denial kink is so weird like why does it set my brain on fire for someone to say they're not going to fuck me? It's like somehow the best power exchange is just doing nothing lol.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Thanking my mom for giving me c-ptsd and turning me into a fun lil freak.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment