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They should make a video game that gives me a fatter ass.

The best part of moving from austin to philly is that i no longer get invites to queer square dancing events.

Woke up being reminded of a trans girl i went on a date with 2 years ago that runs a popular "edgy" meme account. Worst date of my life! Within 30 minutes she said trans girls make too big of a deal about dave chappelle being transphobic and louis ck should be able to tour because that's his job.

Im afraid that in the near future there might be more ppl doing "man on the street" comedy than there will be actual ppl on the street.

My vibe today youtu.be/eVGmeXai5V4?...

I cant believe I'm only a week out from surgery and already looking like this. WTF??! I still have staples in my head and lots of recovering to do but I'm already feeling an intoxicating sense of gender euphoria. This must be what Wario feels like when he says "ima gonna win."

I am no longer bed rotting. I am bed THRIVING!!!

Good news and bad news: I think im going to start doing comedy again after i recover from FFS and BA. That's the good news and the bad news.

I'm starting to become really confused about what the vibe is in roku city since i just realized the only films they recommend me are "The Godfather" and the equally critically acclaimed film "White Chicks."

Im finally about to start playing Animal Well. This is a flex.

No kink at pride! Come to my house instead 😏.

Im mad i cant watch the rehearsal rn because my face is too swollen and im worried I'll laugh and scream at the tv so much it will screw up my ffs recovery.

i think there should ONLY be kink at pride

Im making a movie thread to see how many films i can watch during FFS and BA recovery. I just finished Funny Girl and now im starting Desert Hearts cuz criterion channel has been trying to make me watch this for forever. Now's the time.

The lowkey best part of ffs is the recovery period where I'm just in bed on oxycodone watching dumb movies. So far ive watched Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Babe, and Funny Girl. What should i watch next? (All I have is Criterion channel, Night Flight, and a friends prime subscription)

If trans girls cant get pregnant then how do you explain this pic of me right after giving birth to the antichrist?

Getting ffs and breast implants will not change me! I'm just going to make some tiny adjustments. I'll stop doing porn and being an unhinged performance artist and of course become apolitical, unempathetic, and speak in a soft condescending voice at all times so i can become famous.

My insurance company was trying to deny my ffs but i fought them and threatened litigation and just got word im approved for surgery tomorrow. Im so excited! ✨✨✨✨

Uhhhhh ummmmm def not this!