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Movie #19 The Great Muppet Caper
My gf is dealing with a breakup with one of her partners so she had to turn to her favorite creature comforts: wine, peanut butter, and muppets. She loves these lil fuckers.
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😈
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Extreme cunt and to my dismay i found out today how many friend of mine fuck with this person. Its baffling.
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For context she sent me this message because i disagreed with her about the point one of her memes was trying to make lol. This is why being too online will always be a red flag to me. The worst part is im pretty sure she was reaching out to me because she wanted to start doing stand-up 🤢
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Movie #18 Paper Moon
This was fun. You got a child smoking cigarettes and Randy Quaid. What more do you need?
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Movie #17 Meek's Cutoff
Leaning over to my wife and saying "now that's cinematography" every time there's a shot with a donkey in it.
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Movie #16: Life of Brian
I don't understand anything anyone's saying. I just hear british accents and i laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Some of my favorite shorts are just pants i cut up when summer comes around.
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Movie #15: Escape from New York
This is a rewatch. Loving this big phone. I should get one like that.
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Im allergic so it's a steady stream of oxycodone, tylenol, and smoothies for me.
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Movie #14 Drive-Away Dolls
Why is the movie acting like there were bustling small town lesbian bars around the U.S in 1999?? This could've been fun if not for the copaganda and that line "we're democrats!" Ugh, who wants that?
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Saaaame. Im looking forward to eating pizza so much.
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Yeah. Pain is subsiding and im basically just in the part where i bed rot and play video games and watch movies for a month. Hopefully when the results settle in I'll look like im one of the girlies in White Chicks.
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Movie 13: Barbarella
Daaang. 1968 seems sexually boring af if this was making ppl cum their junk off. I need an updated version that's gay and perverted and full of transexuals.
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Movie #12: Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
I know i barely just got turned on to these guys but Wallace and Gromit are my closest friends now. I would die for them!
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Movie #11: Tammy and the T-Rex
Lol Wtf? Someone clearly had access to a camera, a lot of cocaine, and an animatronic dinosaur and were just like "lets fucking goooo!"
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Movie #10: 12 Angry Men
What a doozy! I think it's funny that they are dressed the same way a ska band would dress for a 30th year reunion tour.
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Movie #9: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Oh, what? Yall dont fuck with whimsy and wholesomeness?? Pssssh
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Movie #8: River of Grass
This movie is like asmr for my eyeballs. Kelly Reichardt films are the only movies where i enjoy watching ppl do nothing. I could just watch ppl stroll around the city checking payphones for quarters and be like "fuck yeah this is so good."
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Watch #7 This Is the Tom Green Documentary. I did not expect so many cameos from chud comedians. Joe Rogan basically says he looked at what Tom Green was doing and decided he would try to do the same thing and capitalize on it. What a bizarre thing for Tom to brag about.
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Liquid Sky is a whole vibe and prob wasnt the best thing to watch rn, but i did anyway. Love the set designs and score but something about it just fell flat for me 🤷♀️
Onwards to more movies ✨
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Is this one approved?
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Desert Hearts was pretty great. Amazing lesbian representation as well as film grain representation. I was to pick the grains out of the TV and eat them.
Next up, Liquid Sky just cuz a cute twink once told me it was one of their favorite movies.
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Follow my letterboxd if you want. Heads up that i refuse to write serious reviews for films.
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Luckily i have my wife nursing me back to health. I cant wait to eat a meal thats not a smoothie with protein powder.
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Yeah i think i just wanted the whole transformation at once. Im also a masochist so maybe that was a factor too lol.
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On day 2 of recovery. Most of my pain is in my eyebrow area from the brow bone reduction, and in my head where they lowered the hairline. Upper cheeks hurt a lil from fat grafting. My left boob hurts from the augmentation. My tits look crazy rn lol.
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I still have quite a bit of swelling but its relatively manageable. How far into recovery are you?
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For real. I didnt know for sure if it was being covered until the day before surgery (today) lol
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I started playing Enter the Gungeon again recently. You probably know that one tho.
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Beat me to it lol