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Spent several hours on my hands and knees today scrubbing some very stubborn paint off the wooden floor in three different rooms of my house after a decorating adventure. I feel like I've fingerblasted Bigfoot's wife.

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@rickburin.bsky.social saw this and thought of you www.youtube.com/watch?v=17At...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Remembered I opened an Instagram once. Opened up Instagram. First thing I see is an auto playing video of a man getting bit in the head by a snake. Closed Instagram.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Swans look so stupid when they're asleep. You could just grab their necks and ruin their day, they're totally unprepared. The panda of the river or lake.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Don't think I'll ever get over this cover of 2 Become 1 by Paul Gilbert. Such a fun and excellent pair of solos, can't believe he used it on this of all things youtu.be/ojhVDWsqMis?...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

On my way to #cannes

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The only question left in the Sycamore tree gap case is, who are ITV going to cast? My shout: Eddie Marsan and Joe Absolom. Btw Joe Absolom is in that new Bladerunner 2099 series?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It's actually a seagull stuck in the chimney.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Was explaining how funny I found Conclave, because my mind is poisoned by Father Ted, to a colleague who is from Romania and has never seen it - and now wish Linehan hadn't gone mad so we could have had Pope Ted.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is so good.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Big day tomorrow

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Still chuckling at the end to Conclave. A predicament straight out of Father Ted. Should have happened about halfway through though, that would have been interesting. Apologies to Catholics for reading the most holy rite as a Shyamalan twist.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I won't elaborate but watched half of Conclave tonight and it has the air of a murder mystery. Unless the second half flips that way, and Ralph Fiennes has to uncover whodunnit - or - it cuts to Benoit Blanc on a gondola with Hugh Grant and he gets involved somehow in KNIVES OUT: CARDINAL SIN.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

2 eggs? I only wear trainers equivalent to 3 eggs or more thanks (what does this mean?)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

D-I-Why did I start this amirite

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If you're wondering where all the bugs and insects are today, I had my back door open yesterday so they're all living in my house now.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Do his talents know no end?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The good news is my mannequin hands have been dispatched.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

The only Simpsons episodes worth watching these days are the freakshow experimental ones. I mean, they don't really do normal episodes now anyway (I'm always asking if this is a Treehouse of Horror), but Bart's Birthday was a fun enough self-aware dig at themselves and the landscape.

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The ILM doc S2 episode about The Phantom Menace is great if you thrive on footage of creative projects with every atom of fun sucked out of them. Rivals those LotR minidocs where everyone laughs loudly for the boss but also clearly dreads what they've got themselves into.

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Remember when they found an underground city under the pyramids the other day, and it wasn't natural wells or cracks and stuff like that at all?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

A vulgar display of obscene wealth from the tackiest and most vapid people alive.

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