magicmermaid.bsky.social
Chef, gardener, machetera, beach bum, vegetable lover, salsa dancer, old lady, herbivore, sweetheart, french fry thief, mermaid 🧜🏽♀️🌴
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cho ass up
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un sanwichito! lolll
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All these theatrics to never text the next day anyway. THE NERVE
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Girl PLS lol
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text me first, busy day xo
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lolll u are so dramatic 🙄 are u at work? call me when u have time
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Zip it, nerd!!
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Lolol amazing! Sometimes ppl will say it here like "tengo un ratón en mi estómago" 😂 no idea how that came about
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omg hat is so random haha. Like u say "tengo una cruda" or u say "estoy cruda"?
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resaca
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😒😒 theatrics!
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🙄🙄🙄 DRAMATIC.
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lolll u are so dramatic
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Is it hard to get a visa?
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😂
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shut up
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then don't bring them to my timeline 🗣️
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You never let me do what I want!
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not you introducing a white man to my page just to make an inaccurate joke at my expense, our ancestors didn't fight for this. (See if he likes ass eating summer flings tho, I have openings in my roster.)
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I'm not scared of it or have safety concerns about public transportation, I *said* I have never used it and I don't know how.
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Y'ALL. I went and looked at our message thread and I *thought* I messaged "I'm pissed off" but autocorrect changed it to "I'm pregnant." As if that is something I would casually message him at 7pm 😂 He already had 2 guesses who it would be even tho I am extremely single and abstinent. Lol wow
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Someone in his house came running out on his balcony and yelled, "What are you doing??" Sir I am obviously falling and fighting for my life out here quit being nosy. Then when I got back to the main trail he asked me if I want a beer. It was 7 AM so of course I said yes.
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Neptune 🖖🏽
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Not pictured 😸
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lmao sounds like something @gingerdupree.bsky.social would say