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magicmermaid.bsky.social
Chef, gardener, machetera, beach bum, vegetable lover, salsa dancer, old lady, herbivore, sweetheart, french fry thief, mermaid 🧜🏽‍♀️🌴
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Keep forgetting to check in on Bluesky but just wanted to remind you all I'm cute and I collect fruit and I like to play outside 💙🌴 As you were.

❤️💙🤍💚🖤

Lil goodies I collected today 💚🌴

What are you heathens up to tonight?

I texted my grandma "every time I have the munchies at night and stand in front of the fridge eating cold cornbread and pinto beans I think of the way you used to make it 💚" and she messaged back "your face is so wide because you are always thinking about food or eating food, go to bed" MA'AM. PLS.

A nice lil outdoor evening cooking action ✨

My family reunion is in Oklahoma in July and I would pay double that to go participate but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it 😓

Puerto Rico goes completely dark after another island-wide power outage

The whole island of Puerto Rico is without power (and therefore water.) Again. It is estimated to take 2-3 days to be restored. & yes it is hot as fuck here for anyone wondering.

Today was the most ridiculous mix of great and irritating. I would like one fully great day sometime soon please 🙂

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Pretty day so far ☀️

I'm not personally afraid of talking birds but I feel like we all should be.

roadtrip to the west coast yesterday 💚☀️

Papayas!

Earlier I saw my dad and he was being basically normal but a little more quiet than usual when we were chatting and after about five minutes he said, "So you're pregnant, huh?" I was like no wtf do I look fat today?? And he said, "You messaged me that shit last night!"

Even on the toughest days, living in Puerto Rico feels like such a treat ☀️💙

What are you lovely heathens talking about this morning?

Is there a function on here where you can turn off the reposts of specific followers?

@chimchamri.bsky.social okay new avi!! 😍

Is it too early to make a bourbon spiked iced coffee?

Today marks the day of 1 year since I moved from Chicago to Puerto Rico. Island life is often a challenge & I have wanted to leave more than once, but it is so beautiful here and I am grateful to live where I have always dreamt of living. Cheers to another year ahead! 🥂

Anyways, happy Monday friends. May your day be less close to death than mine 🤗

I fell down the side of a mountain this morning and tumbled for like twenty seconds before the pocket on my joggers caught onto a tree branch and I was able to climb back up. Only have two minor scrapes. Live to die another day lollll

Everybody makes jokes about Puerto Ricans with knives but it's one recipe that should never be lost, I will absolutely stab when necessary lol. I was always taught to drive around with a machete and ax in my vehicle too I am not playing with these crazy menfolk I stay ready 🫡