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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled autistic. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Bug + pin enthusiast. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age bento.me/prettyflycatguy MOM’S DEAD PARKOUR I HEAR YOU WITH MY BLOOD
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Fun Pride fact about me: when I was a kid, I heard the phrase/chant “we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it” from my stepdad’s lesbian friends. But when I went around repeating it when I was a tween, I kept saying “we’re here, we’re queer, get over it,” and I feel like I still have that energy

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Are you here? Are you queer? Are you TIRED AF??? if you’re in the DFW and you check any of these boxes, join us at @finnsplacetx.org for our Lofi pride event! I’ll be hanging around like poop on a goldfish, and you can come by my table to make a zine, take a zine, or see a cool bug. Also, snacks!

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If I was high and saw this guy I would die of fright like in the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books

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Every. Freaking. June. Y’all need therapy

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Good morning from Jimmy Jim James and his hat/companion/snack

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Ah, Texas summer approaches and we come across a pair of young lovers on a sunny day…the green anole. Such grace. Such elegance. Such a facial expression that clearly says “Do you fucking MIND???” A beautiful moment that truly needs @zefrank.bsky.social commentary

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OK, but skeeting is an expression of joy because you are announcing to everyone that you can do a thing to completion and also getting that cum out on the TL is super cathartic

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Oh good, the new people upstairs are running around at 11:30 PM and - from the sounds of it - playing cornhole with cans of refried beans. You love to see it

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what I say I'll wish for: fix planet fix violence fix money what I actually wish for An isopod big enough to hug Truly bottomless breadsticks Cats stay tiny forever

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Ah, Texas summer approaches and we come across a pair of young lovers on a sunny day…the green anole. Such grace. Such elegance. Such a facial expression that clearly says “Do you fucking MIND???” A beautiful moment that truly needs @zefrank.bsky.social commentary

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This discourse will always make me remember the ExtraLife where @janochoa.bsky.social was complaining about this while singing “everybody needs someone to lean on” and then @jeffgerstmann.com started ranting about the Kidz Pop version of “Hot In Here” that would get you sent to jail

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[woman whisper-singing] we've been spending most our lives [minor chord acoustic guitar strum] living in an amish [several smash cuts of zombies stabbed with pitchforks] paradise

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I need a lot of you to understand that I almost burst into tears because Zoe acknowledged the erasure of trans men in the knee-jerk performative declaration that “all men suck!!!” that seems to be required to prove you’re anti-patriarchal.

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Three on the Tree!!!

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I’m extremely upset that @fullmetalducky.bsky.social hasn’t seen these ducks I got JUST FOR HER

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How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman.

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Tom Petty’s estate did more to condemn homophobia and hate crimes than the San Antonio Police Department and the official King of the Hill page Hate motivated violence deserves extra condemnation

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