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Humans of New York is currently getting chewed the fuck OUT from multiple angles for featuring a Neturei Karta Jew talking about his anti-Zionist beliefs and the war in Gaza

Not too long ago A and I were walking home from schul on a Friday night when a stranger on an electric scooter started berating us with questions about Jeffrey Epstein (A was wearing a kippah) and it was demoralizing and annoying but also slightly better than being berated about Gaza

Breaking news: Contradicting HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the CDC continues to recommend the coronavirus vaccines for healthy children, according to new documentation posted to the agency's website.

(Oval Office farewell. Elon is wearing a full-body cast) Trump: Mr. Computer. He’s the best at what he does, and he did it, with the doge. Goodbye. Goodbye forever Elon: If I can say a brief speech. Orb and sphere. Two words, same meaning (stares at ceiling for 12 minutes) It just seems redundant

They should. My mom died of it at 42. Mind you, I had to get a mammogram and ultrasound yesterday, and my SAG-AFTRA insurance wouldn’t cover the latter. It’s gonna cost me $650. God bless America.

Honestly even if he’s telling the truth about his kid (lol he’s not) it’s extremely funny that his fucking kindergartener socked him out

"As part of the agreement, the city acknowledges that Portland’s zoning code, lending practices and urban renewal policies led to 'systemic discrimination' and segregation that harmed Black communities." www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Begging progressives to realize that not all anti-Zionists are created equal and we should ALL be significantly more discerning about which anti-Zionist groups we ally with

I think Trump is just lying about "civil unrest" but considering the possibility that someone showed him a photo or a video out of context made me also realize just how easy it would be for an advisor to manipulate him with AI generated content, which is not how you want your President to be.

Sometimes I look up my Worst Ex to see how his hairline is doing, karmically-speaking

Look, sometimes we need to take a break from being the puppet masters behind all war and poverty, and pulling strings on niche social media site moderation policy is a lovely vacation that also makes sure our skills don't atrophy. It's win-win

losing my mind at the guy in a suit reading his work emails on his phone with his left hand and holding a live crab in his right hand

God this country is so damn young

Before the finger wagging begins I’m actually fine with bald men but the in-between stages can be a fucking theatre of unique and richly deserved mortifications

Sometimes I look up my Worst Ex to see how his hairline is doing, karmically-speaking

Elon's legacy ranges from gutting cancer research to setting in motion millions of deaths from starvation or disease. I'll be pushing for Congress to hold Elon & DOGE accountable—for every act of corruption, every disastrous consequence, and every law they have broken.

Stop trying to sell me bras with no underwire, I am a C cup in her late thirties that shit ain’t happening, get back to me when you invent a bra with TWO underwires

They should just publicly cheat on each other ffs that would be less cringe than this shit

15 years ago I would have railed against random drug tests for the executive branch but today? Boy. Whew. Here’s a cup, Secretary. I’m gonna stand right here outside the door. No funny business.

Would love someone to do a reported piece on what it means to have a governing class stuffed with guys on Barry-Bonds-in-2001 levels of gear.

I’d kill for a journalistic deep dive on the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation

Until now, aid distribution has been managed by humanitarian organizations with over 400 distribution points across the Gaza Strip, delivered directly inside neighborhoods, and prioritizing the most vulnerable. (1/6)

You’re doing great sweetie

She persists. 24 years old.

Outstanding opening paragraph to a Reddit post. No notes whatsoever.

This is especially smart because you cannot predict the ways you are going to be overcharged bc Tourist! You cannot effectively budget for the American Tax! Just have a couple hundo extra for Stupid

Stop trying to sell me bras with no underwire, I am a C cup in her late thirties that shit ain’t happening, get back to me when you invent a bra with TWO underwires

The real reason Portland, Oregon is “like Europe” is because men absolutely drench themselves in cologne before going to the football game

I just C'mon The tool that gives you like 50-100 words when you're stuck is inside your skull!!!! Or maybe weed! Or a nice walk! Or literally anything else!

She sniffed out TB cases that clinic testing had missed, saving as many as 30,000 people from contracting the disease over the course of her career 🫡

I have to go into the office tomorrow so she’s getting so many snuggles today

“X person is so brave, they’re really Doing The Work” X person: literally posting easily Googleable links and admonishing complete strangers

do you think the US criminal justice works on the grounds of "i think this person is nice and does good things and so i won't prosecute them"

proud my comrades at Grudge Holders Local 237. #neverforget