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mangoparker.bsky.social
Hello I’m Parker! 28 they/xe Pisces! Artist and writer (and maybe one day I’ll actually act like it)!
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Mfers will say “I don’t believe in the zodiac” but then believe that the Democratic Party actually cares about them
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THANK YOU. Jesus, guys, see, it’s not that hard
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You had my attention with the comic, but now you have my curiosity with the Clamato juice
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He knew what he was getting into when he signed that lease
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No the H Bomber Guy video
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I think about it constantly
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My blood should not be boiling this much at 5 in the morning!! And maybe I’m missing something super obvious but I literally typed “buy amtrak tickets” into DuckDuckGo and still couldn’t find the page I needed
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I would be :)
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THEN IT SHOULD RUN BETTER
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AND WHY DID MY PHONE BATTERY DROP FROM 61 PERCENT TO 17 PERCENT WHILE I WAS FEEDING HIM