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Stop containing multitudes!! I’m tired of having nuanced feelings about nuanced topics!!!

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In an effort to reduce my screen time, especially when I’m trying to go to sleep, I’m going to start just bringing a warm brick into bed with me and seeing if that takes the edge off

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1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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I am once again here to say that if people don’t stop talking about being fat like it’s a bad thing, I am going to start talking about murder like it’s a good thing

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Rip joan I miss stonking the goongly eyes there

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some people are asking what the better messaging would be, & it's calling the republicans weird perverts who want the government to go around inspecting people's genitals. walz was on to it before he got pulled backstage and told to knock it off

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please help my friend skye get out of texas 🏳️‍⚧️ www.gofundme.com/f/from-texas...

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Wait I just got on here to post a Pokémon joke who’s having a threesome???

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Pokémon is just D&D but it does all the math for you

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My Roman Empire is the 4 hour long H Bomber Guy plagiarism video I’m not even kidding

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if democrats spent 1/10 as much time actually running campaigns that people want to vote for as they do trying to find ways to blame leftists for everything they'd never lose an election again

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Nothing makes me feel more like an unserious muppet person than sitting my white ass in my parked car while the rage against the machine song I’m listening to finishes playing before I go into my coffee shop open mic and play ukulele

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Congress is currently attempting to pass a bill that will ban transgender healthcare for minors and adults under Medicaid and ACA. It passed in the House, and is going to the Senate. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on HR1, to help transgender people like myself continue to access healthcare

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Sometimes I’m like “wow targeted advertising is really scary” and other times I get ads for coach bags

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BREAKING: ICE and private prison contractor GEO Group are refusing to allow Mahmoud Khalil to hold his newborn son for the first time, even after his wife flew them over 1,000 miles to visit. We just asked a federal court to order ICE to grant Mahmoud's request for a contact visit with his family.

submitted 17 days ago • 584 comments

Ms.Rachel is showing more humanity than our politicians

submitted 17 days ago • 46 comments

One stoned bird is worth two with bush or whatever

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I have to believe in hell because I cannot rest comfortably at night if there’s a chance Jillian Michaels will have a comfortable afterlife

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The second-most cruel type of psychologists are the kind that run unethical experiments on the human psyche, pushing people to their mental limits, causing lifelong trauma and turmoil. The most cruel kind of psychologists are marketers

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Oh my god why is it so fucking hard to buy an Amtrak ticket all of a sudden. Every page I click on takes me to maps, to discount info, to info about how to travel if you’re an unaccompanied minor, but no page is actually letting me type in my location and date!!! It used to be the first thing!!!

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

(Scrat from Ice Age using social media to post picture of his acorn) my nut #mynut

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I think my dog just performed an act of altruism. Philosophists, discuss

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She let me smash because I know the difference between verbal, dramatic, and situational irony

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Doing the serenity prayer to make it through this moment of desperately wanting to use a Q-tip

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

You’re gonna tell me to consume the flesh and blood of our deity at age 7 and expect me NOT to turn out emo???

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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

submitted 34 days ago • 3081 comments

Ouhh the paint mixing videos have me in their grisp again

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Microwaves that keep beeping after you open them are an embarrassment. We’ve evolved beyond this

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

IM GOING TO BLOW UP (blankets aren’t even and arms hurt from trying to arrange them)

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NEOPETS FIX YOUR FUCKING MOBILE WEBSITE WHY DOES IT TAKE 20 YEARS FOR ANYTHING TO LOAD AND THATS IF THE PAGE DOESNT CRASH AND REFRESH. I JUST WANT TO FEED MY SON

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Car salespeople have to be charming and charismatic because they have to at all times compete with this guy

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Majora’s 25th Anniversary! 🎉 #lowpoly #pixelart

submitted 41 days ago • 26 comments

Taking my birth control with a cherry and blue coconut slush from Sonic

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It’s actually so funny how many iconic tumblr posts I see out in the wild that are made by mcr fan accounts. Like seriously next time you encounter a funny tumblr post somewhere not on tumblr, look at who posted it. You will see an alarming number of mcr blogs

Stop containing multitudes!! I’m tired of having nuanced feelings about nuanced topics!!!

In an effort to reduce my screen time, especially when I’m trying to go to sleep, I’m going to start just bringing a warm brick into bed with me and seeing if that takes the edge off

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride. So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels. They opened the drawbridge to block them. So they marched to a different bridge. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I am once again here to say that if people don’t stop talking about being fat like it’s a bad thing, I am going to start talking about murder like it’s a good thing

Rip joan I miss stonking the goongly eyes there

some people are asking what the better messaging would be, & it's calling the republicans weird perverts who want the government to go around inspecting people's genitals. walz was on to it before he got pulled backstage and told to knock it off

please help my friend skye get out of texas 🏳️‍⚧️ www.gofundme.com/f/from-texas...

Wait I just got on here to post a Pokémon joke who’s having a threesome???

Pokémon is just D&D but it does all the math for you

My Roman Empire is the 4 hour long H Bomber Guy plagiarism video I’m not even kidding

if democrats spent 1/10 as much time actually running campaigns that people want to vote for as they do trying to find ways to blame leftists for everything they'd never lose an election again

Nothing makes me feel more like an unserious muppet person than sitting my white ass in my parked car while the rage against the machine song I’m listening to finishes playing before I go into my coffee shop open mic and play ukulele

Congress is currently attempting to pass a bill that will ban transgender healthcare for minors and adults under Medicaid and ACA. It passed in the House, and is going to the Senate. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on HR1, to help transgender people like myself continue to access healthcare

Sometimes I’m like “wow targeted advertising is really scary” and other times I get ads for coach bags

BREAKING: ICE and private prison contractor GEO Group are refusing to allow Mahmoud Khalil to hold his newborn son for the first time, even after his wife flew them over 1,000 miles to visit. We just asked a federal court to order ICE to grant Mahmoud's request for a contact visit with his family.

Ms.Rachel is showing more humanity than our politicians

One stoned bird is worth two with bush or whatever

I have to believe in hell because I cannot rest comfortably at night if there’s a chance Jillian Michaels will have a comfortable afterlife

The second-most cruel type of psychologists are the kind that run unethical experiments on the human psyche, pushing people to their mental limits, causing lifelong trauma and turmoil. The most cruel kind of psychologists are marketers

Oh my god why is it so fucking hard to buy an Amtrak ticket all of a sudden. Every page I click on takes me to maps, to discount info, to info about how to travel if you’re an unaccompanied minor, but no page is actually letting me type in my location and date!!! It used to be the first thing!!!

(Scrat from Ice Age using social media to post picture of his acorn) my nut #mynut

I think my dog just performed an act of altruism. Philosophists, discuss

She let me smash because I know the difference between verbal, dramatic, and situational irony

Doing the serenity prayer to make it through this moment of desperately wanting to use a Q-tip

You’re gonna tell me to consume the flesh and blood of our deity at age 7 and expect me NOT to turn out emo???

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Ouhh the paint mixing videos have me in their grisp again

Microwaves that keep beeping after you open them are an embarrassment. We’ve evolved beyond this

IM GOING TO BLOW UP (blankets aren’t even and arms hurt from trying to arrange them)

NEOPETS FIX YOUR FUCKING MOBILE WEBSITE WHY DOES IT TAKE 20 YEARS FOR ANYTHING TO LOAD AND THATS IF THE PAGE DOESNT CRASH AND REFRESH. I JUST WANT TO FEED MY SON

Car salespeople have to be charming and charismatic because they have to at all times compete with this guy

Majora’s 25th Anniversary! 🎉 #lowpoly #pixelart

Taking my birth control with a cherry and blue coconut slush from Sonic

It’s actually so funny how many iconic tumblr posts I see out in the wild that are made by mcr fan accounts. Like seriously next time you encounter a funny tumblr post somewhere not on tumblr, look at who posted it. You will see an alarming number of mcr blogs

this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks

Space Ghost Article: Troy Daily News - January 14, 1996