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I'm just here for the nachos.
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Toast can be a good choice for people with diarrhea.
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Perfect because I'm tired.
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It's finger chicken good.
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My friend works the control panel at one of those places. It means someone royally fucked up.
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I wish the rest of this week would follow suit.
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Word
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Biggest waste of time in human history.
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I would pick sitting through a dental filling over listening to that shit.
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I wouldn’t even require the dinosaur nugget.
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It looks like someone that Robocop threw up.
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Ham is for sandwiches or breakfasts only.
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I could really go for a Starbucks right now.
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I'm sorry, but that actually sounds awesome. Perhaps later on you can invite him in for a beer.
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A more common occurrence than I could ever imagine.
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The only way you could make me more jealous would be to add "giant" into that description.
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Just today?
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Really. I was even scheduled to be aborted, but my mother got a second opinion that talked her into canceling the procedure.
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I had Mumps before I was even born.
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You're gonna give me a swelled head. 😘
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State Farm can eat my ass.
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We somehow ended up with both he and the turd sandwich at the same time.
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The "Sharing Finances" episode is one of my favorites.
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I'm gonna have to check that out.
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I enjoy very little television, but this one is pretty darn good.
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That's Android.
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That town is the front edge of the Orange Curtain run by a mix of old arch conservatives and skinheads.
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No snark here - I'm happy for you. I hope you get a whole lot more evenings just like that.
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Because of that, It no longer tastes the same as it did 20 years ago. I want these things to be the original like they used to be. Changing a water source significantly changes a beer's flavor no matter how hard they try to replicate the mineral makeup of the original source.
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I'm a nerd about this sort of thing. I used to work for Miller Brewing Company, so I now how the business works. I get annoyed that we think we're drinking a genuine Belgian beer when It's actually brewed in Van Nuys (Los Angeles) or St Louis for the American markets.
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I hope yours wasn’t made in Van Nuys.
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Now you’re just trying to make us jealous.
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That just ruined his porn fantasy.
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Now you're just making me hungry.
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I'm liable to fuck off anyway.
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I guess it's no surprise that someone that grew up in South Africa during apartheid and who's family was greatly enriched by it could be a racist.
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That’s just so you know that it’s working.
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Both are very surprised to be there.
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I hope the chimpanzees fling their poo at them.
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Cool, I know both of them.
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Buffalo Trace Bourbon ❤️
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He’s a nice guy. I used to run into him around town but I think he’s since moved. Really good at just riffing in his standup, plays with his audience.