mattyeg.bsky.social
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I can't look at Patel and not see this kid.
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Finally revealing all the exciting things we’d have reported on contemporaneously had we not withheld them for personal profit!
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NYT staff have become so inured to corruption they think this is normal.
“This is what I know the truth to be, except for the parts I can use to sell a book in a couple years” is a disgrace to journalism.
If you want to be a writer, be a writer. Lying by omission discredits trustworthy media.
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Mogul missed calling as mohel.
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It's hard to be a Beria with the brain of a Berra.
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Please accept my congratulations on your promotion to Captain, and my condolences that you now have to go down with the ship.
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PRO: found love
CON: friends now call you "Jetty Roll"
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Cherries Jubilee
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NIOSH: We have a human urine and frozen rodent organ storage emergency!
RFK Jr.:
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Stourmfront
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‘No way to prevent this’, says man elected to prevent this.
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Wild coincidence that 4chan (as a website) and 4chan (as a person) were taken down by unrelated leaks on the same day.
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The first Canadian abducted by ICE was taken in San Diego.
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To be fair, journalism has also normalized an amount of corrupt self-dealing that would never be tolerated elsewhere.
How long do you think they'd let Maggie Haberman divert the most profitable business to her competing side hustle if she worked behind the counter at an auto parts store?
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Quite the perverse incentive that the punishment of going with ICE peacefully (being disappeared and tortured the rest of your life in a brutal foreign hellhole) is worse than the punishment for going violently (a fair trial, and a longer, more pleasant life on death row in the United States).
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This is nothing. See what it looks after SCOTUS decides there is no legal prohibition on selling foreigners into slavery.
At least if ISIS grabs you someone might attempt a rescue.
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And that's why you woke up in a tub full of ice.
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It's the model Republican society.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Pi...
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Don't blame us! We can't do anything about it!
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So... this again.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov...
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Trump didn’t campaign on blaming Ukraine for the invasion either.
Poilievre isn’t Canadian Trump, but he’d sure like to be. He’s just less charming, more calculating, and more open to subservience like a Vance, Rubio or Cruz.
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I hate to think what "naturopathic blood work" costs now that all the sacrificial chickens have bird flu.
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NCIS: Dagestan (2026)
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“Watching it” is what he did in Samoa.
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The goal here is to vastly improve Russia’s first strike nuclear capability against the United States.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_W...
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“We” who?
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Funny how historical parallels suddenly become fair play for things that inconvenience the press pool.
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They're working their way back — the entire premise of DOGE comes from Die Hard 4.
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Every spy movie: agency directors are too important to get involved with individual issues. They only show up for ten seconds to say things like “get Jason Bourne or it’s your ass”.
Real life: agency directors are sometimes banned from YouTube.
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No way dude, yours are stepped on (mostly pigeon)
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I think they meant "effluent".
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"We can do this the easy way (extermination), or the hard way (also extermination, but it costs a fortune and makes us a global pariah)."
-- President Dipshit, master negotiator
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Building his portfolio the way Goering built his art collection.
Nice company you have here. Would be a shame if you had to sell it to me at a 25% valuation discount to continue getting federal contracts.
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“But SOME people liked it” applies to every single genocide, mass murder, and terror attack in human history.
Every coward reacts to fascism by selling out others for their personal comfort and safety. It rarely works.
We see what you are Eric, and we won’t forget.
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These guys, man.
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They… worked on this Al Qaeda recruiting material for a year… and… he just… tweeted it out.
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Tony Hoare's "billion dollar mistake" isn't cool. You know what's cool?
A 6.75 trillion dollar mistake.
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Elon is not smart or creative enough to come up with this plot, and that's why Elon is doing a Die Hard 4.
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What details were falsified or withheld to save for Haberman’s next book?
That’s the quid pro quo: bury harmful stories while they’re fresh enough to matter (i.e. the campaign v1’s deliberate decision to wait to disavow David Duke) for the access to cash in with the scoop once they no longer do.
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You can’t appreciate how magnificently stupid this was unless you follow Canadian politics.
We were a few months away from electing a MAGA puppet party in a landslide, and he’s just fucked them all into oblivion.